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[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Sweet, I didn’t realize I had a sidekick! He must be able to turn invisible.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I can confirm that that is true

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: But the real question is can he use Autotune?

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: Blurrymason has been trying to catch up on school Olive… I’m WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY behind….

[Poulet Frit]

Mason, that is a good thing to do

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: I’ll undoubtedly be working into summer, and I may even be working AFTER summer… Lol… I’ve done terrible this year…

[Poulet Frit]

It happens! Just be better next school year

[Masøn M.]

Yup… I took my first Live class this year where I was responsible for homework and stuff, and I wasn’t used to it, and I poured WAY too much time into it the first 11 weeks, and it really just ruined the my start…

[Olive]

I’m sorry Masøn, good luck with your school!

[Poulet Frit]

Aww, I wish you the best!!

[Masøn M.]

Thanks! At this point I don’t really care… My mom is having a mental breakdown, but I don’t really care lol… I wouldn’t be doing anything else in the summer anyway, I’m such a hermit and I barely leave the house… I’m just kinda looking at is as “such is life”.

[Poulet Frit]

….your poor mother.
I understand stopping caring. But it’s important to care. As someone who also got extremely behind before, trust me.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: nothing brings sisters together like spitting eminem lyrics to each other…violently

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: I still wish my middle initial was N…

[Poulet Frit]

Dude yes

[Masøn M.]

Or at the very least a “G”…

[Poulet Frit]

…like mgm studios???

[Masøn M.]

Yeah

[Poulet Frit]

I still call hollywood studios “mgm” when I’m at disney. And I call Disney springs, “downtown disney” still. And on my tour, my very sarcastic tour guide was like “…ummm…Disney springs, but it’ll always be downtown disney”

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: Kristen goes to work…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I totally understand trying to catch up on school, Mason… that’s why the last few weeks I’ve only been on for fifteen minutes at noon and after my school is done. I was getting way too distracted by the internet and not getting my work done. However, since new rules have been put in effect, I’ve been pretty productive! Eariler, I technically could’ve been the first view on Kumquat’s new video… but I was only on Youtube to look up how to do linear regression on a TI-83+.

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: I’m gonna nod my head and pretend like I understood what that last thing is…

[Poulet Frit]

I agree with mason

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: A graphing calculator.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Let me clarify: A TI-83+ is a graphing calculator. Linear regression has to do with points and lines on a graph.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: goodnight, everyone!!!! I cannot wait for tomorrow for several reasons!!! …like japanese…mmmmm 😉 (yall know)

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: WHY DOES MY GOOGLE MAPS APP HAVE A PACMAN GAME IN IT???

[Poulet Frit]

(I get that it’s because of what today is, but it’s too epic to be a prank!!)

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: this is beautiful
https://store.google.com/magazine/gnome

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: That gnome thing is superb. However… they’re doing Pac-Man again?

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