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[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I do to some extent too… but heat to me is not the same thing as heat to you.

[Brookoli]

I’d be totally fine with 100 degrees (still talking about Fahrenheit, Matthew), if it wasn’t for humidity.

[Brookoli]

Also, you rhymed, Carrot.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: *shivers not due to cold but instead to the unpleasantness suggested*

[Brookoli]

Also also, I am fine with 100 degrees and humidity, as long as I don’t have to do anything super active.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: …and you’re in an air-conditioned pool?

[Brookoli]

BREAKING: Brooke forgot this was the Breaking News NOT-forum.

“Yeah… well you don’t live in New England. ?” Hahahaha, and you obviously don’t live in the south.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Pretty much.

[Awkward Potato]

BREAKING: in my opinion, 30 degrees Fahrenheit is not that cold. Sure, it’s not T-shirt weather, but you could get by with not wearing gloves.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I don’t like the heat. I like winter. I would rather it be -6 and freeze myself to death than bake to death

[Awkward Potato]

BREAKING: Just come to Montana in the winter then. It gets to -20 sometimes

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Yeah, I agree that 30 isn’t that cold, but wind is annoying.

[Awkward Potato]

BREAKING: true. And I get cold really easily, but I’m just a wimp. That’s why I wear layers!

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: fun fact: cold cold wind blowing hurts my ears the same amount as having a needle shoved through them

[Brookoli]

BREAKING: Kristen, if you don’t like heat, how in the world did you survive in all the states you used to live in?

And 30 isn’t unbearable, I just really don’t like it.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Hmm…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: lots of water. And I live indoors mostly.
Texas was bad, we just didn’t leave our house in the summer. SC isn’t as bad

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Hmm…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Carrot to disappear soon.

[Manalive Smith]

Wouldn’t any liquid in your hand literally be starting to freeze at 30 F? I guess different solutions have different freezing points but isn’t cytoplasm still mostly composed of water? I measure how cold it is in the winter by how many seconds it takes for my snot to freeze. I don’t exactly live in the South, but I suppose I do live in a climate that’s more temperate than either New England or Montana. All that to say 30 F is cold.

[Poulet Frit]

Manalive…that was scientific-y

[Brookoli]

BREAKING: There’s still enough body heat (???). I dunno man, you’re very science.

[Manalive Smith]

I love that I can insert a comment about snot freezing in the middle of a paragraph and still be called science-y

[Poulet Frit]

That’s scientific-y.

[Manalive Smith]

Correction duly noted.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: chicken goes to bed

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Hmm…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I apparently talk about the notforum more than I thought. My brother just said, “kristen, you know carrot?” And I asked, “Josiah the carrot stick” and he said yes and then said, “I’m his trusted sidekick, CORN COB!!!” and walked away.
Carrot is apparently a superhero

[Olive]

Where has BlurryMasøn been? He hasnt been around lately… :/

[Olive]

I forgot to put “BREAKING:”

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