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[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Don’t worry, I’ve stopped.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Joe Repp is allegedly engaged.

[Poulet Frit]

Darn

[Poulet Frit]

I didn’t even know he had a girl

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I suspect it’s a joke.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: me too. Hence the sarcasm

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I wasn’t aware that it was sarcasm…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: almost everything I say is sarcastic. And I’m so sarcastic it’s hard to tell if I’m being sarcastic or not

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: True… but you seemed semi-serious that time.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: about…Joe repp being taken?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Yep.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: …I have no clue what you could possibly mean

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Never mind, then.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: Joe repp can go get engaged if he wants.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Okeydoke.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

1276! YEAH! I DID IT!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I just spent a stupidly long amount of time rereading this.

[Awkward Potato]

Congratulations.
(I may or may not have done the same thing trying to find Watermelon once…)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hahahahahahaha, he/she is in there.

[Brooke AC]

Although I do wish the lyrics stretched to the end

[Tingle]

Yep what

[Jeff Ross]

BREAKING: It only took me four hours to read this entire thread. Mind you, I got distracted by different things in the process, but to do this thread justice, you’ll have to plan on a couple hours of involved reading to get through it all.

[Tongle]

Pickle

[Jeff Ross]

BREAKING: Tongle pulled a Kristen.

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