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[Masøn M.]

BREAKING: Mason’s Days of Pirating Music Enters an All Time High as He Pirates The Blurryface Live Vinyl… Something that they were selling for huge amounts of money… And is no longer available… And the thing is flipping incredible…

[Poulet Frit]

Mason is so good at being a pirate. I would’ve just resorted to good ole robbery…or murder…

[Masøn M.]

Honestly, I tried murder out for a few years, but you don’t get to see the reaction and emotion from your victims like you do from pirating…

[Poulet Frit]

Have you ever successfully murdered? Because trust me, you see it on their face. And there is a lot of emotion and a reaction almost every time.

[Poulet Frit]

(We sound like we belong in an asylum)

[Masøn M.]

I guess that’s true… But it’s only in that moment… Pirating lasts longer… They struggle, and instead of all their struggles ending immediately, like murder, they are continuously fighting against it…

[Poulet Frit]

….have you tried torture?

[Masøn M.]

Actually, I haven’t given that a shot yet… I was gonna try it after pirating, but it’s just been going so well for me that I haven’t gotten around to torture…

[Poulet Frit]

I personally don’t mess with torture, because my heart is too weak for that. But a friend of mine is a specialist in the subject

[Poulet Frit]

We seriously need to kidnap Matthew and Ryan so we can work out different theories about torture…
I personally have theories about Stockholm syndrome and those held against their will that I would love to test out.

[Masøn M.]

I’ve always read in books that when you lock someone in seclusion, and play one continuous sound over and over (I.E. A small alarm sound or water dripping), that sound will become increasingly louder and drive the person to insanity, and I’ve always wanted to try that… I feel like I’d prefer mental torture over physical torture…

[Poulet Frit]

There is a room. It’s designed to tune out every sound. And it drives people insane because they can hear their organs working etc. The most someone has lasted was like 15 min. I wanna go sit it in. Let me see if I can find a link

[Poulet Frit]

45 min**

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/earths-quietest-place-will-drive-you-crazy-in-45-minutes-180948160/

[Poulet Frit]

So we can stick Matthew in a room with a continuous sound. And Ryan in the quiet room, and see who goes crazy first

[Masøn M.]

Oooh! Like true, insane mad scientists! We don’t need to know if there’s life on other planets. We need to know things like this…

[Poulet Frit]

Right!!! We need to push the limits of mankind’s sanity…not know if we can live on mars or not.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I’m officially the only sort of sane person on this forum.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Carrot wonders when he mentioned how much he loves chocolate milk…

[Poulet Frit]

You celebrated the superbowl win by drinking chocolate milk. I guessed from there. But did you get the reference??

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Carrot feels incredibly stupid because he isn’t getting the reference right off.

[Poulet Frit]

BREAKING: Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends…please tell me you watched it…if not…what kind of childhood did you have? A pbs one? Lol It was on cartoon network

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I’ve never head of it.

[Poulet Frit]

I’ve never head of it either 😛

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(I meant the show, not a childhood without Cartoon Network. I’ve definitely heard of the latter. I think I watched Ninjago once… that’s about it… but yeah, I watched some PBS for a couple years when we actually got the station.)

[Poulet Frit]

I was point out that you spelled heard wrong…but ok

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Dang it.

[Poulet Frit]

Mwahahaha ???

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Carrot knows what he’s going to college for… http://babylonbee.com/news/seminary-offers-degree-advanced-meme-making/

[Masøn M.]

Sometimes I wish some of their articles were real… Like Call Of Duty: Spiritual Warfare… I WOULD TOTALLY PLAY THAT…

[Poulet Frit]

BREAKING: Jordan and Sarah are engaged!!!!!!!!

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