BREAKING NEWS (3#)

BREAKING NEWS (3#)

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  • #11627
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    Dawn

    BREAKING NEWS: Y’all, ain’t nobody got time to read 23 pages of breaking news. I’m far too late. Or the first breaking news for that matter. So someone who’s been a part can summarize the previous two and we can proceed to the next breaking news.

    #11629
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    Masøn M.
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    Summary – That is basically just our random and normal talking forum where we just talk… There is literally nothing special about it… That’s why they’re the longest pages…

    #11631
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    Explosive Yeast
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    I’m currently working on a full summary. It’s gonna take awhile.

    #11632
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    Explosive Yeast
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    Okay this took like an hour so you’re welcome:

    It turns out carrot has eaten a doughnut, Kristen is spoiling her furless cat, Ryan gets a po box, carrot doesn’t know what chesses whiz is and Kristen is offended, Kristen has a secret video of her whipping and naenaeing very whitely, carrot is having fun stalking people on twitter, everyone wants to have a picnic with man alive, everyone hates beaches, carrot finally gets a twitter, Kristen prefers murderous things to Jane Austin, Mason desserts us for Disney land, and masons funeral will have twenty one pilots and a bouncy castle, Carrot doesn’t watch Chris Howard vlogs, everyone is insecure about their voice. Everyone is way shorter than Yeast (just saying), Man alive becomes the secretary of the Canadian Treasury in TOPHAT, Kristen likes the shots in Yeasts vlogs, manalive has an evil twin named mandead. Kristen used to have blue hair, Carrot did well at baseball, Kristen changes her brain toast profile pic to her hairless cat, Ryan follows Carrot on twitter, Kristen’s cat falls asleep while watching horror movies in a hulk hoodie, A comment kerfuffle is started on who would build the roads about cheese, Kristen gets another bald cat, Carrot says your welcome instead of You’re welcome and Kristen talks about her welcome for a long time, Kristen listens to colony house and Yeast listens to rascal flats, manalive starts talking in hindi, Kristen’s welcome is rainbow colored with glitter and unicorn stickers but also a rabid feral pidgeon but also a dragon,we think about kerffuling the inner tube.

    There you go that’s pretty much all you missed

    #11638
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    Masøn M.
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    Holy dang… Someone has a stupid amount of devotion…

    #11642
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    Explosive Yeast
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    stupid is probably the right word I should probably get school done now.

    #11645
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    Masøn M.
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    Same though…

    #11648
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    Poulet Frit
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    Standing ovation to yeast!!!
    Dude! Props man!

    #11651
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    Poulet Frit
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    Yeast, if you find me on fb, and you send me a friend request, I may accept it. Which means you could then find that awful video of me “dancing” whitely. I sent it to Brooke, and she teases me about it now lol

    #11654
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    Dawn

    Thanks Explosive Yeast. I feel semi “in the loop” now XD

    My life catchphrase could be “Wait, what?”

    #11656
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    Manalive Smith

    I am so proud of you right now.

    #11662
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    Explosive Yeast
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    aww.

    #11669
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    Poulet Frit
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    Yeast, send Ryan a friend request. Only friends of friends can send me one. I forgot that…

    #11670
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    Poulet Frit
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    Nvm, I talked to my mom and decided to cut out the middle man

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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Most impressive.

    #11699
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    Dawn

    I like how I make a new Breaking News segment and people still won’t let the old one die XD

    #11701
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Whoops. 😀

    #11704
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    Poulet Frit
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    …oopsies

    #11707
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    Dawn

    FEEL THE SHAME XD

    #11708
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    Poulet Frit
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    Not much makes me feel shame

    #11710
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    I feel it.

    #11712
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    Poulet Frit
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    I don’t. Sorry, dawn.

    #11713
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    Dawn

    You feel your sins crawling on your back.

    #11716
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    They are the real reason that you can’t find your welcome.

    #11718
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    Poulet Frit
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    …oh that’s why? I’ll never have my welcome I guess.

    #11721
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Hmm…

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    Manalive Smith

    As a random hypothetical question with no grounding in actual circumstances, what does your welcome taste like? Specifically if it were grilled.

    #11739
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    Poulet Frit
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    …probably like french fried chicken

    #11740
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    Poulet Frit
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    Even though it was grilled

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    Manalive Smith

    To be honest it was in a curry, so it mostly tasted like wonderful Indian-ness. But I think I detected hints of chicken.

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