[Jeff Ross]

#thatmoment you start singing Adler’s “Awkward Moments” song to celebrate the restoration of the Aux Cable website! 😀

[Jeff Ross]

#thatmomentwhen this other thing releases and you’re still not sure what to make of it:

[Jeff Ross]

#thatmomentwhen everything turned out fine.

[Jeff Ross]

Oh, I remember that one:

Reply To: Entertaining Videos

[Jeff Ross]

When venturing outside of the F.A.C.E. community online, this is a good reminder:

[Jeff Ross]

That beautiful noise you hear behind me right now is the sound of the entropy of the universe winding backwards as clothing become more clean…if it bothers you, I’m sorry.

-Manalive Smith

[Jeff Ross]

My mother randomly texted this to me today:

What do “Alexander the Great” and “Winnie the Pooh” have in common?

Same middle name. 😀

[Jeff Ross]

It’s okay; we all vanish from time-to-time. Glad you’re still alive, though. 🙂

[Jeff Ross]

I think I know who Masøn would be and who Angie would be, but I don’t know enough about Marvel characters at the moment to speculate on anyone else.

[Jeff Ross]

#thatmomentwhen you should trust in God and not your own strength.

[Jeff Ross]

I listened to it, and it sounds like “Myan Ratlock” might make an appearance on a future Aux Cable episode. 🙂

[Which means there are plans for there to be more Aux Cable episodes in the future, regardless of whether the fancast gets released as an episode or not.]

[Jeff Ross]

You are improving, Bekah, but know without a doubt
That we like you whether or not you resemble a cow. 😀

[Jeff Ross]

I was fooled at first, but then I noticed
That Bekah’s Skype chat reaction was similar
To her reaction when the Phantom surfaced,
Which tipped me off that it was Bekah Longacre.

The second thing that gave it away
Was I received a comment on a Blimey Cow vid
From a “Milk Monster”, but when I clicked on the name
“Rebekah Longacre” is what showed up; the false name was hid. 🙂

[Jeff Ross]

You feel unwelcome for spewing m*** about?
You feel unwelcome as a soured monster?
Why are you surprised when protocol you flout?
Why are you surprised, oh coward prankster?

Using your wit, your rhymes, and your puns galore,
Perhaps you can tell us what you came here for…

[Jeff Ross]

Hey, diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

-Mother Goose

[Jeff Ross]

This Blimey Cow video is a much better watch than that ASMR video:

[Jeff Ross]

You’re saying m*** is the best way to kidnap Ryan and/or Matthew?

[Jeff Ross]

Was that not where the cartoon was set?

[Jeff Ross]

Ugh, no; it’s spoiled.

[Jeff Ross]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a book look like m*** before…

[Jeff Ross]

That one appears to be for sale.

[Jeff Ross]

#thatmomentwhen you post twice to an old thread

[Jeff Ross]

“Mattew”…though the misspelling is not surprising in light of the lack of punctuation that the post has…

[Jeff Ross]

Fear not…and censor m*** on the Not-Forum.

[Jeff Ross]

That’s not tea…

(If you read that sentence aloud, you might be able to catch the pun referring to when someone doesn’t censor the word m*** on the Not-Forum.)

[Jeff Ross]

H-?

[Jeff Ross]

[Jeff Ross]

On the Not-Forum, you’re supposed to censor that word (write it as: m***).

[Jeff Ross]

Especially when you did not remember
That on the Not-Forum, you ought to censor
That four-letter dairy drink,
Lest it spoil and the thread stink.

[Jeff Ross]

It’s spoiled.

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