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  • #1680

    Poulet Frit

    We need to discuss the best way to kidnap Ryan and/or Matthew.
    (To Ryan and Matthew, this isn’t forreal…at least not to your knowledge. It’s for fun…for now) (please don’t get restraining orders)

    #1681

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Teleportation will obviously be a big part of it… you’ve got an ocarina, right Kristen? We should be able to Minuet of Forest and hide them in the Forest Temple… hang on, no, we should used Serenade of Water and trap them in the Water Temple. BWAHAHAHAAAA

    #1682

    Poulet Frit

    Yes, I do have an ocarina. Though it’s plastic, it should work. I would need to learn which holes are which note, because I can’t just type “up down right right left” (I couldn’t find the down arrow to type it properly).

    #1683

    Poulet Frit

    How do we make it so they won’t fight back. They wouldn’t hit me because I’m a girl, but they can run faster and longer than me, no doubt.

    #1684

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    We stun them using Deku Nuts!

    #1687

    Poulet Frit

    That plan is FLAWLESS

    #1697

    Masøn M.
    Participant

    I can actually probably over power them, just cause I’m a Black Belt…

    #1701

    Poulet Frit

    Mason is in charge of knocking them out. I have a huge amount of duct tape just for this purpose. This could work

    #1714

    auxcableangie
    Participant

    Points to make

    1) All plans are more easily executed come this spring as the boys will both be in the same time zone.

    2) Would you be grabbing both at the same time (2 different teams) or one at a time (1 team and getting one before the other)? If the former, where will the meeting spot be located?

    3) Who is driving?

    4) I have not met Ryan in real life so I cannot attest to his motivations in terms of bribing. However, Matthew can be simple. Go up to him and tell him that you or a friend is throwing a mini concert and that you are desperately seeking a pianist! The concert is starting in the nearby town gathering area in an hour so you both need to hurry! When you get to the designated location, have a piano waiting for him to “practice the songs” and, after he is done giving you a mini performance, time him up with whatever method you desire as he sits at the bench. OR. Just drive up to him and yell out the window, “get in, ginger, we’re going on an adventure!” The first seems much more devious.

    #1715

    Poulet Frit

    A) but that means they are going to be 2 time zones away from me and carrot. Although I am willing to travel.
    b) I think grabbing them one at a time will be easier, but with two teams. A few days apart. Team Alpha would be carrot and I, and we would get Ryan. Team Beta would be mason and…maybe olive, maybe someone else. And they would nab Matthew.
    C) maybe uber, maybe a parent, because I don’t have enough longboards for everyone to ride, although I would fly to west coast and back probably.
    d) Matthew needs to learn to beware of strangers. As for Ryan, he will be pretty simple. I think we should just be like “guys, let’s go to Disneyland” and while they are there and suspect nothing, that’s when we hit them over the head (after dinner, before dessert, so I can have their dessert), and then we sneak them onto a plane and fly them back to my house. (I say my house, because my parents would be cool with it). I could probably just tell Ryan “you are being kidnapped, get in the car please” and he’d be OK with it…I worry about them both though

    #1716

    Poulet Frit

    Or we can just tell them that they need to come to my house because I got them a present or something. And I’m sure at least one of them would show up.

    #1718

    Poulet Frit

    Also, Angie, you are already friends with Matthew and you are technically coworkers to them both, you can be the bait and tell them to meet up with you and then we kidnap them (making you look like a victim at first that way when you emerge from the shadows with me while they are tied up, they are really confused and feel betrayed)

    #1720

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    A) Actually, they will be three time zones away. But yes, doing it then is a good idea.
    B) If we do it a few days apart, the second one to be kidnapped will get suspicious and go into hiding. Nintendo of America is in Washington… we could try to get Reggie involved.
    C) I have a cousin that lives in Washington…
    D) The plan to get Matthew is perfect… I think we should tell Ryan that there’s a debate tournament that anybody can enter, and the prize is a video job with Nintendo.

    #1721

    Poulet Frit

    I think you are obsessed with Nintendo

    #1722

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    You’re only just figuring that out?

    #1723

    Poulet Frit

    I had a hunch.
    Also, I think Angie is in Washington.

    #1724

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    I believe she’s actually in Oregon… at least that’s what her bio says.

    #1726

    Poulet Frit

    That’s what I meant. It’s close

    #1733

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Right, they’re both in the PNW.

    #1735

    Poulet Frit

    Yeah, it’s like New England. It’s all basically the same place

    #1736

    Poulet Frit

    (Don’t tell any Rhode Islanders that I said that)

    #1739

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Why Rhode Island specifically? Also, New England isn’t COMPLETELY the same, there’s some yahoos in a couple states.

    #1793

    Poulet Frit

    Rhode Island, because of the Studio C sketch

    #1797

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Ah. I haven’t seen that…

    #1799

    Poulet Frit

    You need to. I forgot what it’s called. Maybe masonroni will know.

    #1803

    Masøn M.
    Participant

    Oh, I always know… Watched all of ’em at least twice, which means I have issues…

    #1806

    Poulet Frit

    I have seen them all twice (or more. I watch “reading flirting signs” or whatever it’s called at least once a week) but I’m terrible with names

    #1810

    auxcableangie
    Participant

    Oregon is correct; Sarah is the one in Washington. Remote, middle of nowhere-ish, Washington. 😉

    Maybe I can get Matthew to pick up Sarah and myself and we road trip down to San Fran to pick up Ryan and, just for giggles since he’s in LA, we road trip down to Chris Howard under the guise of going to a theme park like the Wizarding World of Harry Potter (Disney is expensive) and it becomes a AuxCon with a live episode but then, since everyone is there, you all can easily kidnap them…and Carrot can repremand me for my intentional run-on sentence!

    #1811

    Poulet Frit

    Wait, so like fans would be able to go to?

    #1812

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    And your spelling of reprimand. 😀

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