Milk ? Monster

[Milk Monster]

I am the monster, of the milk,
I’m so cool I’m smooth as silk.
The cookies that you like to eat,
Well I make them twice as sweet.
Yes, I wrote this rap for my song,
Someday maybe all of you will sing along,
But for now I’ll just chill in the fridge,
Don’t take me for granted I’m a privilege.

[Tingle]

I see.

[Milk Monster]

Hello Tigle, my friend, we meet for the first time…

[Milk Monster]

Tingle*

[Tingle]

Do we?

[Masøn M.]

I am intrigued…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Are you?

[Milk Monster]

Well that was so fun, to do that prank,
But to be honest and quite frank, I feel unwelcome and at a lower rank.
So as of now I bid you goodbye,
I may be back but for now I must fly.

[Jeff Ross]

Hey, diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

-Mother Goose

[Milk Monster]

???

[Jeff Ross]

You feel unwelcome for spewing m*** about?
You feel unwelcome as a soured monster?
Why are you surprised when protocol you flout?
Why are you surprised, oh coward prankster?

Using your wit, your rhymes, and your puns galore,
Perhaps you can tell us what you came here for…

[Milk Monster]

I came to make the FACES smile,
Make them sit and wonder awhile,
Of who I am, who’s behind the mask,
But it has seemed to be quite a task.
Quite assuredly, I am one of you,
But I ask you now, do you know who?
I felt unwelcome, from being not as smart as the group,
But I try so hard to be apart of the loop.
My spelling and punctuation may not be be the best.
But I try my hardest and, you know the rest.
Maybe spell check keeps bugging me,
Maybe I forget to check and see.

Ok I’m hungry

[DScott]

You made quite the jest.
After all the intrigue,the mystery,
I wondered who you must be.
I had been making many a wild guess.
Your comments which the Not-Forum did stir
You must be Bekah Longacre!

[Milk Monster]

Hmmmm

[Milk Monster]

But did I fool you???

[Jeff Ross]

I was fooled at first, but then I noticed
That Bekah’s Skype chat reaction was similar
To her reaction when the Phantom surfaced,
Which tipped me off that it was Bekah Longacre.

The second thing that gave it away
Was I received a comment on a Blimey Cow vid
From a “Milk Monster”, but when I clicked on the name
“Rebekah Longacre” is what showed up; the false name was hid. 🙂

[DScott]

At first I thought Poulet Frit you might be,
That made no sense because she didn’t have the time.
To finish my little rhyme,
After your move to Youtube, I knew who you were really.

[Milk Monster]

Darn, that was much better then the phantom. Haha! You guys got me fair and square.

[Milk Monster]

Lol.

[Jeff Ross]

You are improving, Bekah, but know without a doubt
That we like you whether or not you resemble a cow. 😀

[Milk Monster]

I partially did that because of Robecca

[Masøn M.]

Honestly that picture is on point…

[Milk Monster]

Thank you Mason

[Tongle]

Pickle

[Manalive Smith]

Hello, Tongle. How are you doing?

[Author]

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