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Breaking: Carrot is a mind reader and is able to figure out what music I’m blasting… Even though right now the song is from No Phun Intended, which TECHNICALLY isn’t tøp, but basically is…

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Breaking: Mason went in to edit it but it was too late…

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BREAKING: I’m sitting on my couch, Home Alone, music blasting, talking to strangers on the internet while I’m supposed to be doing school… I’ve become on of those teens…

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BREAKING REMINDER: Who Will Build The Roads hits the streets tomorrow! Don’t miss it!

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*Disappeared

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BREAKING: Mason disappear for one day, ONE DAY… He’s never gonna get the 5 minutes he spent reading all these posts back…

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“Oh, okay… Sweet”

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We’re not strangers… Just strange strange people…

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I KNOW IT’S CRAZY!!

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Sometimes I wish some of their articles were real… Like Call Of Duty: Spiritual Warfare… I WOULD TOTALLY PLAY THAT…

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What’s black and white a red all over?

A penguin in a blender…

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Honestly, that’s probably the kind of job I’d want… I’m definitely a night person, so while that kinda sucks, I’d rather work the night shifts…

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It’d be hilarious if you doodled them tied and gagged while Sarah and Angie did the podcast… Seems like it’d be impossibly difficult, but it would be awesome…

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I’m sure Ryan’s still getting settled in Cali, so my bets are on another late episode…

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I feel like theodd1sout is just on the edge of PG, but not quite PG-13… Actually, he’s probably TV-PG, which is basically a mix between PG-13 and PG…

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Oooh! Like true, insane mad scientists! We don’t need to know if there’s life on other planets. We need to know things like this…

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I’ve always read in books that when you lock someone in seclusion, and play one continuous sound over and over (I.E. A small alarm sound or water dripping), that sound will become increasingly louder and drive the person to insanity, and I’ve always wanted to try that… I feel like I’d prefer mental torture over physical torture…

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Actually, I haven’t given that a shot yet… I was gonna try it after pirating, but it’s just been going so well for me that I haven’t gotten around to torture…

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I guess that’s true… But it’s only in that moment… Pirating lasts longer… They struggle, and instead of all their struggles ending immediately, like murder, they are continuously fighting against it…

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Honestly, I tried murder out for a few years, but you don’t get to see the reaction and emotion from your victims like you do from pirating…

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BREAKING: Mason’s Days of Pirating Music Enters an All Time High as He Pirates The Blurryface Live Vinyl… Something that they were selling for huge amounts of money… And is no longer available… And the thing is flipping incredible…

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BREAKING: Mason wishes he had neighbors as cool as Kristen’s…

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Superchris is a person.

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Lol, that’s great as well. It’s incredible what people can do with only the resources given to them!

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Even as someone who hasn’t played really any Zelda games, that’s super awesome

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BREAKING: Mason wishes to rip all his teeth out as he gets Invisalign for the first time and hates it with his whole being…

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#thatmomentwhen Kevin posts the Bargain Bin Movie Night but you have an entire day of school but Kevin posted the Bargain Bin Movie Night…

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DUN DUN DUUUNNNNNNN…. It’s probably Angie, she is Social Media manager, right?.. Besides, she’s been kinda active in the forumception…

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Lol, I’m not that creepy…

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Fair enough, I respect that

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