BREAKING NEWS UPDATES

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I pull a Carrot a lot. I also stalk people.

[Ninja Brooke]

BREAKING: I wonder how many unanswered questions the guys have in their inbox…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: stalking people is one of my favorite past times. Although you come across pictures of baby Ryan and then your thumb twitches and you almost like the picture that was posted 4 years ago

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking. Pulling a Kristen means forgetting something. Cuz…I forget Ryan reads these

[Ninja Brooke]

BREAKING: Brooke has to go work on scholarships so she can get a car and won’t have to pay for college. There are a couple deadlines this week, so if I’m not here much, that’s why

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I want to see these baby pictures…

[Brooke Says Bye]

BREAKING: Brooke is concerned for Kristen

[Brooke Says Bye]

BREAKING: …but same

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Carrot hopes that Brooke gets her scholarships

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: INTERNET EXPLODES AFTER CARROT FORGETS A PERIOD.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: Kristen doesn’t have a way to send the baby pictures to carrot. I’m concerned for myself as well. Please send help, because Ryan reads these.
Breaking: good luck brooke!! Cars are important (not that I can drive). Plus not paying for college is great!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Carrot asks if the pics are on Facebook.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: they are. There is one baby picture. And then a lot of little ryan, but his pictures aren’t public. Only his profile pictures.

[Poulet Frit]

BREAKING: there are 2 kinds of reactions to jump scares in horror movies.
Normal human: “ah! What even!!!”
Me: *laughs*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: That is unfortunate. If I told you my last name you could find pictures of me when I was 5. However, I’m not telling you my last name.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I looked again and there is more than one baby Ryan picture,, but mostly 6-15 year old ryan. And then recent pictures. Nothing terribly incriminating…unfortunately. I like to see incriminating baby pictures.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Carrot disappears.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: if you got a fb and friended me, you can see pictures of 12 year old me and epic blue mohawk me

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: where has carrot gone? (That sounds like a weird children’s song. “Oh where oh where has the carrot gone, it ran away with the brookoli” I’m bad with songs)

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: Kristen didn’t realize that it’s almost 10pm.

[Masøn M.]

BREAKING: Mason disappear for one day, ONE DAY… He’s never gonna get the 5 minutes he spent reading all these posts back…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: carrot went cray cray

[Masøn M.]

*Disappeared

[Masøn M.]

BREAKING REMINDER: Who Will Build The Roads hits the streets tomorrow! Don’t miss it!

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I cannot wait!!!! I tend to agree with most of what Kevin says…sorry, Josh

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Carrot is back (for ten minutes).

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: kids are at school. I’m at the park swinging with Olivia. We have officially become those teens

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I’m sitting on my bed talking to strangers on the internet. I have officially become one of those teens.

[Poulet Frit]

Same

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: KRISTEN UNSHOCKINGLY PULLS A KRISTEN.

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