BREAKING NEWS UPDATES

[Poulet Frit]

Illuminati!!!! Saammeeee

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BREAKING: Aren’t we all

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Brooke may not be scared of Carrot, but Carrot is scared of double negatives.

[Double Negatives]

Sorry

[Poulet Frit]

Ain’t nobody cares about no grammar.
I sound so uneducated

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

[Double Sorry]

BREAKING: Double sorry because I pulled a Kristen and forgot to put “BREAKING”

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: is that what it’s called now? “Pulling a Kristen”?? Lol

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: “Pulling a Kristen” officially becomes a term. It is only a matter of time until “Pulling a Carrot” is Auxie Clan lingo for correcting somebody’s grammar.

[Just Brooke]

BREAKING: Brooke is a yearbook editor and also loves correcting grammar, but she will let Carrot’s term stand.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: Olivia is telling me how “that guy” acted after “asking” her out….I was right, it’s awkward all around

[Just Brooke]

BREAKING: Brooke wonders what her term could be…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: “Pulling a Brooke” set to become a term for changing your username.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: That was convenient timing.

[Poulet Frit]

BREAKING: pulling a brooke, is when you make puns out of your name? Idk. Carrot is better than me at…speaking words…and typing them

[Babbling Brooke]

BREAKING: I stand by my statement that I hope it goes well. Wish I could say more, but I don’t know the situation

[Poulet Frit]

BREAKING: Carrot had the same idea as me

[Constantly Pulling a Brooke]

BREAKING: Olivia could send in a question TO THE AUX CABLE

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Not quite the same idea. Also, most of the Brooke name puns were our fault, not Brooke’s…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: Chris hasn’t friended me on fb…he has probably been playing BotW all day

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Who in their right mind WOULDN’T be playing BotW as much as possible?

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: Olivia sent in a question a few days ago…about “that guy”‘s brother…
That sounds like it was about her liking that guy’s brother. It wasn’t that.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: that’s a good point, carrot. Yeah…your name could be broken into car rot. That’s cool.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: They still haven’t answered any of my questions… oh, well.

[Olive]

Breaking: Hahahah, Brooke if Ryan and Matthew answered my “relationship question” I sent in last week it might make more sense… Or it will be more confusing.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Carrot asks if Kristen means rust.

[Constantly Pulling a Brooke]

BREAKING: Brooke just remembered that the irl “pulling a Brooke” is walking away from your friends to go do something without letting them know where you’re going because you forget that communication in words is supposed to be a thing.

And also you’re a ninja.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: they seem to have a particular kind of questions they answer.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Brooke changes her username to “Ninja Brooke.”

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I pull a brooke a lot

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