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  • #2807
    AvatarPoulet Frit
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    I live through my ships too!!!!!

    #2808
    AvatarBrooking News
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    BREAKING: I hope Olivia’s situation works out well

    #2809
    AvatarPoulet Frit
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    I like big boats and I cannot lie. All my other ships can’t deny.

    #2810
    AvatarBrooking News
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    BREAKING: It’s an armada

    #2811
    AvatarPoulet Frit
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    Carrot…you think it’s awkward when a girl asks a guy out??

    #2812
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
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    BREAKING: Somehow three people commented at the same time without busting the website. #madskills

    #2813
    AvatarBrooking News
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    BREAKING: KRISTEN, NO!

    #2814
    AvatarPoulet Frit
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    …Kristen, no, what? No to my song lyrics?

    #2815
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
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    BREAKING: Brooke is also apparently an Admiral.

    #2816
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
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    BREAKING: Carrot says yes, it would be awkward if a girl asked a boy out.

    #2817
    AvatarPoulet Frit
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    I have so many ships…and some are canon!!!!

    #2818
    AvatarOlive
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    BREAKING: GUYS IM FREAKING OUT!

    #2819
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
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    BREAKING: Brooke is having an identity crisis. First “Brookoli,” then “Brookoli, Celery Gotta Be,” now she shocks the world with “Brooking News.”

    #2820
    AvatarPoulet Frit
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    …carrot, i…understand somewhat. I agree with old fashioned, the guy asks the girl’s parent’s permission and then asks the girl out and it’s supposed to be sweet etc., but I don’t think it would be completely awkward for a girl to ask a guy out

    #2821
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
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    BREAKING: Is Olivia freaking out at us, or because she got asked out? Find out on the next episode of BREAKING NEWS!!!

    #2822
    AvatarPoulet Frit
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    Olivia, I know I am right beside you, but I’m telling you here, milk it for all its worth. Get some chickfila out of it. And maybe a scary movie!

    #2823
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
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    BREAKING: Carrot says “Okay, maybe not, I’m just somewhat sheltered (not that that’s a bad thing).” to Kristen.

    #2824
    AvatarBrooking News
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    BREAKING: No to the song lyrics. Carrot and I are but young ears.
    BREAKING: Admiral Brooke. I like it.
    BREAKING: Boy, I wish more of my ships we canon. Some of them just get hit by canons.

    #2825
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
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    BREAKING: Olivia should try to get a Nintendo Switch out of the deal…

    #2826
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
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    BREAKING: Brooke now proceeds to change her name to Admiral Brooke.

    #2827
    AvatarPoulet Frit
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    I’m sheltered as well, and honestly I think when anyone asks anyone out its somewhat awkward. But that’s the fun in it right? Two people awkwardly making small talk before going to see a movie. That’s a date…I mean…I wouldn’t know, but…

    #2828
    AvatarOlive
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    BREAKING: I’m freaking out cuz I got asked out! This will be my first date. (But I didn’t actually get asked out, I was told I should go on a date with my crush by another guy and my crush said he’s cool with it)

    #2829
    AvatarPoulet Frit
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    I made the lyrics cleaner!! I like taking lyrics from bad songs and making them pg.
    Like in joyful noise, the big singing part towards the end, the “I was up in the church with my homies” part, the original song us yeah by usher (bad song) and they made it clean and that makes it funny.

    #2830
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
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    BREAKING: Carrot says “Okeydoke.”

    #2831
    AvatarBrooking News
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    BREAKING: Brooke agrees with Carrot’s earlier statement on being sheltered
    BREAKING: Carrot’s a psychic and I don’t know how I feel about that
    BREAKING: Hope it goes well, Olivia!

    #2832
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
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    BREAKING: Carrot is afraid that he accidentally scared Brooke away by talking about about a hypothetical identity crisis…

    #2833
    AvatarAdmiral Brooke
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    BREAKING: It was supposed to change my name

    #2834
    AvatarPoulet Frit
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    Olivia, dress homeless, and if he still asks for a second date, he’s not a bad guy.
    (This has been, “Kristen ruins your social life”, tune in next time to hear Kristen say, “no, don’t smile, make it look like you have 5 chins”)

    #2835
    AvatarWho Am I
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    BREAKING: I ain’t scared of no Carrot!

    #2836
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
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    BREAKING: Carrot is relieved.
    BREAKING: Carrot isn’t psychic, he’s Illuminati.

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