I live through my ships too!!!!!
BREAKING: I hope Olivia’s situation works out well
I like big boats and I cannot lie. All my other ships can’t deny.
BREAKING: It’s an armada
Carrot…you think it’s awkward when a girl asks a guy out??
BREAKING: Somehow three people commented at the same time without busting the website. #madskills
BREAKING: KRISTEN, NO!
…Kristen, no, what? No to my song lyrics?
BREAKING: Brooke is also apparently an Admiral.
BREAKING: Carrot says yes, it would be awkward if a girl asked a boy out.
I have so many ships…and some are canon!!!!
BREAKING: GUYS IM FREAKING OUT!
BREAKING: Brooke is having an identity crisis. First “Brookoli,” then “Brookoli, Celery Gotta Be,” now she shocks the world with “Brooking News.”
…carrot, i…understand somewhat. I agree with old fashioned, the guy asks the girl’s parent’s permission and then asks the girl out and it’s supposed to be sweet etc., but I don’t think it would be completely awkward for a girl to ask a guy out
BREAKING: Is Olivia freaking out at us, or because she got asked out? Find out on the next episode of BREAKING NEWS!!!
Olivia, I know I am right beside you, but I’m telling you here, milk it for all its worth. Get some chickfila out of it. And maybe a scary movie!
BREAKING: Carrot says “Okay, maybe not, I’m just somewhat sheltered (not that that’s a bad thing).” to Kristen.
BREAKING: No to the song lyrics. Carrot and I are but young ears.
BREAKING: Admiral Brooke. I like it.
BREAKING: Boy, I wish more of my ships we canon. Some of them just get hit by canons.
BREAKING: Olivia should try to get a Nintendo Switch out of the deal…
BREAKING: Brooke now proceeds to change her name to Admiral Brooke.
I’m sheltered as well, and honestly I think when anyone asks anyone out its somewhat awkward. But that’s the fun in it right? Two people awkwardly making small talk before going to see a movie. That’s a date…I mean…I wouldn’t know, but…
BREAKING: I’m freaking out cuz I got asked out! This will be my first date. (But I didn’t actually get asked out, I was told I should go on a date with my crush by another guy and my crush said he’s cool with it)
I made the lyrics cleaner!! I like taking lyrics from bad songs and making them pg.
Like in joyful noise, the big singing part towards the end, the “I was up in the church with my homies” part, the original song us yeah by usher (bad song) and they made it clean and that makes it funny.
BREAKING: Carrot says “Okeydoke.”
BREAKING: Brooke agrees with Carrot’s earlier statement on being sheltered
BREAKING: Carrot’s a psychic and I don’t know how I feel about that
BREAKING: Hope it goes well, Olivia!
BREAKING: Carrot is afraid that he accidentally scared Brooke away by talking about about a hypothetical identity crisis…
BREAKING: It was supposed to change my name
Olivia, dress homeless, and if he still asks for a second date, he’s not a bad guy.
(This has been, “Kristen ruins your social life”, tune in next time to hear Kristen say, “no, don’t smile, make it look like you have 5 chins”)
BREAKING: I ain’t scared of no Carrot!
BREAKING: Carrot is relieved.
BREAKING: Carrot isn’t psychic, he’s Illuminati.
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