Jeff RossThat would be excellent! I really enjoy his concepts of asking fans questions, correcting the internet’s careless grammar, and making parodies. It’s like the Aux Cable Not-Forum, only with more audio and visual production value. I think that if he got cleaner, everyone would benefit.
Jeff RossAs the HOWDAREYOU, I could play the role of Kristen. I’m sure it would sound exactly the same as if she did it herself.
Jeff RossJohn
Jeff RossMatthew
Jeff RossFind the log
(of some number; after all, ‘TIS “MATHS, MY DUDE”)
Jeff RossI wonder when Thumbs will return…
Jeff Ross“Hey, listen to this cool, hip, rad song, man!”
“Okay.”
[“All I Want for Christmas Is a New Aux Cable Episode” plays.]
“You’re right, Ryan, that was a cool, hip, rad song. Kind-of makes me long for the days when we churned out a new podcast episode every week.”
“Me too. Too bad we don’t have time any more to edit new episodes.”
“Yeah, that is too bad.
[three second awkward pause]
Hey, Ryan?”
“Yes, Matthew?”
“Do you think we could make time, you know, just this once, to make this Christmas wish come true?”
“Well…maybe we could…”
“Here, here. Just give me the Aux Cable; you’ll love it.”
“The Aux Cable has been plugged in, and now so are you.”
“I am?”
“Yeah”
“Oh, okay. Sweet!”
“Coming up in this episode: We got snowed in so we have nothing better to do than make a podcast for you!”
“It’s a seven hour long special. There are just so many questions to answer and we have time to kill.”
“You think we should break this up and release it as multiple episodes?”
“That might actually be a good idea…”
“…but we aren’t going to do that because that would be too much editing. This week, ON THE AUX CABLE!”
*Theme music plays*
“Welcome to the Aux Cable! The show where we get you plugged in to advice on everything!”
“EVERYTHING!”
“And this time we mean it literally because seven hours is a lot of time to fill. I’m Ryan Matlock”
“And I’m Matthew Bird”
“And Christmas is officially here for everyone who has been anticipating our return to the airwaves.”
“Are we really doing a seven hour episode, Ryan?”
“Only if it takes us that long to answer every single question, Matthew. Maybe it will be done in three hours, maybe ten. We’ll just have to see how long it takes.”
“Of course the listener can just look on the website to see how long the episode is.”
“That’s true. They already know how long the episode is.”
“They know if we are joking or if we’re serious.”
“Especially if they’re listening on an iphone. They know if we’re Siri-ous.”
“Haha, good one, Ryan. I give it a 10 out of 10”
“Thanks”
“Because the iphone ten recently released”
“A very timely pun, Matthew. Be sure to “watch” out for more timely puns throughout this episode.”
“I see what you did there.”
“This is episode 037 of the podcast. Matthew, how are you doing?”
Jeff Ross(I was actually expecting Josiah to show up and shout Kristen’s name after an ellipsis, playing off the “It’s Christian” joke from Blimey Cow, but “AUTOTUNE” works too.)
Jeff RossI found the issue: this thread is inconsistent:
It’s entitled “Petition To Actually Get Appluadible To Exist”.
Ryan said that someone had bought “Appaudible.com”.
Josiah said that someone had bought “applaudible.com”.
Until there is some consistency, I would also like to point out that “applaudable.com” seems to be available for sale. Not as much of a pun, but possibly a more desirable address in general.
Jeff RossWeird…this thread hasn’t been on-topic since April 1, 2017. Maybe it’s time to refocus it?
Jeff RossThis thread might have to be used more if it takes awhile for another episode to be released. We can put quotes here to remind us of memories that the Aux Cable has provided us. It will help us be prepared for the next episode, whenever that releases.
Jeff RossSome newcomer to the Not-Forum might incorrectly assume that “Tingle” is the biggest fan.
Jeff RossI just had a thought: Is this thread for queries that don’t relate to conventions like AuxCon or BlimeyCon?
Or is it for any query that does not conform to typical query standards? (Not that I know what counts as “standard” here on the Not-Forum. Are all queries suitable for this thread if there are no standards?)
Jeff RossIt’s…
Jeff RossI found this thread in a Maize of Not-Forum posts.
Jeff Ross#BringBackHashtags
Jeff Ross*steps into bow of a boat, puts on a bow-tie, and bows*
I’m glad you liked them! 🙂
Jeff RossI’m thankful Franklin said that homemade bread bred gratefulness. 😀
Jeff RossAll I wanted for Christmas was a new Aux Cable episode… but getting a 10/10 from Masøn isn’t bad at all. 😀 #ChristmasCameEarly
Jeff RossUs
Jeff RossI’d still consider doing it if I were you, Masøn. The market is wide open for well done fake advertisements. Who knows? You could even get contracted to do a real advertisement.
Jeff RossDue to popular demand, I did my best to produce a parody called “All I Want for Christmas is a New Aux Cable Episode”. Unfortunately, I didn’t know which song to parody, so I wrote parodies to both “All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth” and Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You”. They are now posted in the “AUX Cable: The Musical” Thread. Check them out and let me know what you think. We can always make some edits and submit it to Matthew, Ryan, and Angie (who might have kidnapped them or something) to make our desire for a new episode by Christmas known.
Jeff RossHere are the two parodies that contribute to “All I Want for Christmas Is a New Aux Cable Episode”:
First, the “All I want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth” Parody:
All I want for Christmas is The Aux Cable
The Aux Cable
A new Aux Cable
‘Cause if I heard something new from that podcast
Then I would have a Merry Christmas!
It seems so long since I could say,
“Hooray, a new Aux Cable episode!”
Glad I’d be if I were to see
A new release of the show
All I want for Christmas is The Aux Cable
The Aux Cable
A new Aux Cable
‘Cause if I heard something new from that podcast
Then I would have a Merry Christmas!
Second, Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You” Parody:
I-I-I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want to hear from you
Angie, Ryan, and Matthew
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you (yeah)
[Verse 1]
I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don’t need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won’t make me happy
With a toy on Christmas Day
[Hook]
I just want a new Aux Ca-ble
A new podcast episode
Ryan and Matthew
All I want for Christmas is you (you, clearly)
[Verse 2]
Oh, I won’t ask for much this Christmas
I won’t even wish for snow
I’m just going to keep on waiting
For the latest from the show
I won’t make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
Instead I shall keep submitting
Questions for the show to pick
[Hook]
‘Cause I just want to hear your sound
Playing in my headphones NOW
What more can I do?
Oh, clearly all I want for Christmas is you (you, clearly)
[Bridge]
Oh, all the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of children’s
Laughter fills the air
And everyone is singing
I think my ears are ringing
Angie, won’t you bring me the ones I really need?
Won’t you please bring my podcast to me?
[Verse 3]
Oh, I don’t want a lot for Christmas
This is all I’m asking for:
I just want to hear the podcast
Playing in my ears some more
[Hook]
Oh, I just want this from the show:
New Aux Cable Episode
Make my wish come true
Oh, clearly all I want for Christmas is…
[Outro]
Youuuu
You, clearly
All I want for Christmas is you, clearly…[Repeats & Fades Out]
Jeff RossI think it would be cool to take a road trip around the country, pick up some F.A.C.E.S., end up at BlimeyCon, and then road trip back. That is, it would be cool if self-driving technology were perfected enough that none of us had to actually drive. And if it only took a couple hours to reach each destination. And if the car could run on air like an animal so as to make fuel completely free. Come to think of it, such a road trip probably isn’t a great idea in real life these days. Maybe when the Hyperloop is invented…
Jeff RossDoo-wop
Jeff RossHow has Kristen’s Switch kept you from playing on your laptop, Masøn? Do you play with/against her on your own Switch?
Jeff RossUmmm….Masøn, you might want to check your math. 6/17 to 8/17 is two months exactly (plus two weeks to get to 9/1) and 9/1 to 12/1 is three months exactly. Last time I checked, 3 months is not “almost” 3x as long as 2.5 months. It is longer, but we’d be waiting till about mid-April if the haitus turns out to be 3x longer.
Jeff RossGodspeed
Jeff RossI’m pretty sure that a cat doesn’t belong inside a house’s wall.
Jeff RossI like how Masøn managed to put a pun into his parody verse. #NextLevel
