Puns

[Dawn]

(I don’t get it)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Have you ever played F-Zero or Super Smash Bros.?)

[Poulet Frit]

(I’ve played super smash brothers brawl…and now I understand) (I was lost too, I just didn’t admit it)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Yup.)

[Dawn]

(I’ve “played” supersmashbros. I was kirby and I was murdered without mercy. I’ve only played it like once or twice in my life.)

[Brooke AC]

I’m always Kirby and I button smash and eat everything until I win or get really close and my brother gets annoyed. It’s really fun.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Kirby is OP. Peach is legitimately one of my best fighters, along with Ike and Toon Link.)

[Brooke AC]

(I forgot the parentheses! Man! But that’s why I use Kirby. And no one stops me, so it’s all good.)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(His copy move can be really hilarious.)

[Brooke AC]

(Indeed. We use the Wii U version now, but I miss his final smash in Brawl. THAT was hilarious.)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Oh yeah, the cook thing?)

[Brooke AC]

(YES! I would always scream “TIME TO COOK!!” in a really obnoxious voice as my brother got pulled into my cauldron of doom. It’s fun.)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Heh.)

[Masøn M.]

It’s not a pun, but I just love it…

A farmer counted 196 cows in his field, but when he rounded them up he had two-hundred

[Poulet Frit]

OMG YES

[Dawn]

Mason…That was beautiful and brought tears to my eyes

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

What? That’s a pun…

[Dawn]

OKAY GUYS

My #$^*&% got a graduation card that said

CONGRADULATIONS CONGRADULATIONS CONGRADULATIONS CONGRADULATIONS CONGRADULATIONS CONGRADULATIONS CONGRADULATIONS CONGRADULATIONS CONGRADULATIONS CONGRADULATIONS

You know what makes a pun less funny? Saying it eleven times in a row. CONGRADULATIONS

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Your “#$^*&%” ?
I am intrigued.

[Poulet Frit]

Friend
Sister
Cousin
Could be any of those.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well # is like h… $ is s… ^ is t.. * is i… % is x… hstix… Hostix… Host X. So what she meant was: My host, X, got a graduation card.

[Dawn]

Busted

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

WAIT. No, Your Host IX. Your ninth host!

[Manalive Smith]

How many hosts does she have?

[Dawn]

What if I don’t have hosts…

WHAT IF I HAVE HOSTAGES

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Poulet Frit]

I would be your hostage. Sounds fun.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Seems improbable. Definitely hosts.

[Manalive Smith]

So Dawn hasn’t even bothered to learn her hostages’ names? That’s so impersonal.

[Dawn]

Or maybe I’m protecting their names so the cops don’t run me down.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Or that.

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