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[Masøn M.]

BREAKING: “‘Halo’ Skills Sole Consideration For Youth Minister Position” AND “Megachurch Stage Collapses Under Pastor’s Massive Ego”

Megachurch Stage Collapses Under Pastor’s Massive Ego

‘Halo’ Skills Sole Consideration For Youth Minister Position

[Poulet Frit]

I can’t even with those articles

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: if Ryan and Matthew answer the question I sent in yesterday…they may grow to not like me. I won’t spoil what I asked. Because they certainly wouldn’t like me.
Also, masøn, I like how you are spelling your name now. It’s cool

[Poulet Frit]

Darn it. I cøuld’ve said cøøl…øppørtunity missed (ok…I’m done with all the ø’s, that’s too much work)

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: Mason decided his name change was more relevant to his profile pic…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: that’s true, my name and picture don’t fit together, but I still somehow like it

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: Your picture kinda looks like a square piece of fried chicken with a brain though… If you use your imagination…

[TEMPORARY RETURN OF THE CARROT]

BREAKING: Carrot is back (for a few minutes).

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: sup carrot? I’m bored at work so I’m using all of my data…I have no control

[Poulet Frit]

Square chicken. Cool

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: The bunk bed, the ceiling, attic, roof, sky, etc.

[Poulet Frit]

Whenever I go babysit for this one Marine, he always says “what’s up” and I always look up and say “the ceiling” and he glares at me… (he’s the same marine that I called ma’am…though I had a really good recovery for that one)

[CARROT IS BACK ONCE AGAIN]

BREAKING: Carrot reappears… at least until he disappears to play Zelda

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking:Kristen throws fit because she wants to play zelda

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: At least I’m not playing BotW…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: that’s true

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: YOUR FACE IS TRUE… you know, it exists.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I don’t know if I should take this as a compliment or if carrot is just THAT socially awkward and terrible at making “your face” jokes.
Yeah well, your momma is true!!!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Carrot is THAT socially awkward.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: congratulations, carrot, you are most socially awkward than me. And I say “have you identity theft?” at work. Instead of “have you been a victim of tax identity theft?”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Wait, I WON at something?!?!??! That’s a first.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: you’re a millenial, surely you’ve gotten participation trophies.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: True.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: Kristen has to go to bed

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I should, too.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: we are on the most…I personally think this is concerning a number of people. My friend, ken, is highly concerned for me. I told him that yall ain’t really strangers because we had extensive conversations about kidnapping and stalking…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I’m surprised that Ken is still Kristen’s friend after that conversation…

[Masøn M.]

You probably shouldn’t mention that to “Normal” people… You might get cops outside your door…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I often plan ken’s murder and tell him of the plan, and ask him if I can have certain shirts and some of his weapons when he mysteriously dies…kidnapping is pretty normal compared to our conversations.
I make friends by being mean and…demented, and then I’m just demented all the time, so he is used to it

[Poulet Frit]

Mason pulled a kristen

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