BREAKING: “‘Halo’ Skills Sole Consideration For Youth Minister Position” AND “Megachurch Stage Collapses Under Pastor’s Massive Ego”
I can’t even with those articles
Breaking: if Ryan and Matthew answer the question I sent in yesterday…they may grow to not like me. I won’t spoil what I asked. Because they certainly wouldn’t like me.
Also, masøn, I like how you are spelling your name now. It’s cool
Darn it. I cøuld’ve said cøøl…øppørtunity missed (ok…I’m done with all the ø’s, that’s too much work)
Breaking: Mason decided his name change was more relevant to his profile pic…
Breaking: that’s true, my name and picture don’t fit together, but I still somehow like it
Breaking: Your picture kinda looks like a square piece of fried chicken with a brain though… If you use your imagination…
BREAKING: Carrot is back (for a few minutes).
Breaking: sup carrot? I’m bored at work so I’m using all of my data…I have no control
Square chicken. Cool
BREAKING: The bunk bed, the ceiling, attic, roof, sky, etc.
Whenever I go babysit for this one Marine, he always says “what’s up” and I always look up and say “the ceiling” and he glares at me… (he’s the same marine that I called ma’am…though I had a really good recovery for that one)
BREAKING: Carrot reappears… at least until he disappears to play Zelda
Breaking:Kristen throws fit because she wants to play zelda
BREAKING: At least I’m not playing BotW…
Breaking: that’s true
BREAKING: YOUR FACE IS TRUE… you know, it exists.
Breaking: I don’t know if I should take this as a compliment or if carrot is just THAT socially awkward and terrible at making “your face” jokes.
Yeah well, your momma is true!!!!
BREAKING: Carrot is THAT socially awkward.
Breaking: congratulations, carrot, you are most socially awkward than me. And I say “have you identity theft?” at work. Instead of “have you been a victim of tax identity theft?”
BREAKING: Wait, I WON at something?!?!??! That’s a first.
Breaking: you’re a millenial, surely you’ve gotten participation trophies.
Breaking: Kristen has to go to bed
BREAKING: I should, too.
Breaking: we are on the most…I personally think this is concerning a number of people. My friend, ken, is highly concerned for me. I told him that yall ain’t really strangers because we had extensive conversations about kidnapping and stalking…
BREAKING: I’m surprised that Ken is still Kristen’s friend after that conversation…
You probably shouldn’t mention that to “Normal” people… You might get cops outside your door…
Breaking: I often plan ken’s murder and tell him of the plan, and ask him if I can have certain shirts and some of his weapons when he mysteriously dies…kidnapping is pretty normal compared to our conversations.
I make friends by being mean and…demented, and then I’m just demented all the time, so he is used to it
Mason pulled a kristen
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