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  • #3010
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    BREAKING: “‘Halo’ Skills Sole Consideration For Youth Minister Position” AND “Megachurch Stage Collapses Under Pastor’s Massive Ego”

    Megachurch Stage Collapses Under Pastor’s Massive Ego

    ‘Halo’ Skills Sole Consideration For Youth Minister Position

    #3011
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    I can’t even with those articles

    #3012
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: if Ryan and Matthew answer the question I sent in yesterday…they may grow to not like me. I won’t spoil what I asked. Because they certainly wouldn’t like me.
    Also, masøn, I like how you are spelling your name now. It’s cool

    #3013
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Darn it. I cøuld’ve said cøøl…øppørtunity missed (ok…I’m done with all the ø’s, that’s too much work)

    #3014
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    Breaking: Mason decided his name change was more relevant to his profile pic…

    #3017
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: that’s true, my name and picture don’t fit together, but I still somehow like it

    #3020
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    Breaking: Your picture kinda looks like a square piece of fried chicken with a brain though… If you use your imagination…

    #3022
    AvatarTEMPORARY RETURN OF THE CARROT
    Guest

    BREAKING: Carrot is back (for a few minutes).

    #3024
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: sup carrot? I’m bored at work so I’m using all of my data…I have no control

    #3025
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Square chicken. Cool

    #3029
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: The bunk bed, the ceiling, attic, roof, sky, etc.

    #3049
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Whenever I go babysit for this one Marine, he always says “what’s up” and I always look up and say “the ceiling” and he glares at me… (he’s the same marine that I called ma’am…though I had a really good recovery for that one)

    #3092
    AvatarCARROT IS BACK ONCE AGAIN
    Guest

    BREAKING: Carrot reappears… at least until he disappears to play Zelda

    #3095
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking:Kristen throws fit because she wants to play zelda

    #3097
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: At least I’m not playing BotW…

    #3099
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: that’s true

    #3103
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: YOUR FACE IS TRUE… you know, it exists.

    #3106
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: I don’t know if I should take this as a compliment or if carrot is just THAT socially awkward and terrible at making “your face” jokes.
    Yeah well, your momma is true!!!!

    #3108
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: Carrot is THAT socially awkward.

    #3111
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: congratulations, carrot, you are most socially awkward than me. And I say “have you identity theft?” at work. Instead of “have you been a victim of tax identity theft?”

    #3113
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: Wait, I WON at something?!?!??! That’s a first.

    #3115
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: you’re a millenial, surely you’ve gotten participation trophies.

    #3116
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: True.

    #3120
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: Kristen has to go to bed

    #3121
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: I should, too.

    #3125
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: we are on the most…I personally think this is concerning a number of people. My friend, ken, is highly concerned for me. I told him that yall ain’t really strangers because we had extensive conversations about kidnapping and stalking…

    #3127
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: I’m surprised that Ken is still Kristen’s friend after that conversation…

    #3128
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    You probably shouldn’t mention that to “Normal” people… You might get cops outside your door…

    #3130
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: I often plan ken’s murder and tell him of the plan, and ask him if I can have certain shirts and some of his weapons when he mysteriously dies…kidnapping is pretty normal compared to our conversations.
    I make friends by being mean and…demented, and then I’m just demented all the time, so he is used to it

    #3131
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Mason pulled a kristen

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