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[Masøn M.]

BREAKING: If you kinda want a taste of all their music, listen to Zack Hocker’s “The Ultimate TOP Mashup”… You can find it on YouTube and Soundcloud, but it mixes and matches music and lyrics and kinda is like dipping your toe in the water

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: adds that to the list of things I need to listen to.

[Suddenly, Brooke Vanishes]

BREAKING: The mashup is now in Brooke’s Watch Later, and she saw Mason in the comments. She will then try to dive into the albums. Goodbye again!

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: nice talking to you brooke!! Don’t work too too hard!

[Brooke Isn’t Quite Gone]

BREAKING: Thanks, Kristen! Always nice talking to you! And considering I have to go to a student-government-socialization-thing, it won’t be too stressful as far as working, but the actual human interaction part will be hard…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: that sounds awful!! I’m sure you will enjoy it, though, only the socialization part sounds terrible.
(Your name changes are hilarious btw)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: We should make “Pulling a [name]” days. So, for example, on Pulling a Brooke Day we change our name every time we comment; on Pulling a Kristen Day we break rules of threads (or something like that), and on Pulling a Mason Day, we listen to TØP. Then, Ryan can do a Fantastic Fridays episode about it!

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: it should be on our birthdays. On pulling a carrot day, we eat a lot of carrots and talk with the upmost proper grammar

[Poulet Frit]

So it might not need to be on our birthdays, but I agree.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I’m not super comfortable with saying what my birthday is…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: it’s just like any other day of the year. I can tell you that when mine is on a friday, superstitious people flip out. I love when my bday is on a friday. Won’t be this year though. Oh, and when a horror movie comes out on my bday. It’s amazing!! I’m demented…I’m sorry. But please let me corrupt you! Come to the dark side, we have pie!! (Lol, corrupt as in…make it so you start enjoying scary movies, it’s what I did to olive)

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: maybe carrot doesn’t have a birthday. Maybe carrot isn’t real. Maybe none of this is real and I just made it up in my head…maybe I will wake up soon and this will all have been a dream…maybe I’m in a coma and this is an experimental treatment to try to wake me up and the people commenting on the forum are leaving subtle messages that I’m supposed to be receiving so I wake up…
That could be fun

[Doctors]

WAKE UP YOU NEED TO MAKE MONEY

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Come to the dork side, we have pi.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: carrot not only pulled a Kristen and a mason, but also a brooke. At the same time
*crowd cheers in distance*

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking….what if you are already part of the dork side *pushes up glasses*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: It may be just like any other day of the year, but it’s still personally identifiable information.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Oops, sorry about your glasses.

[Poulet Frit]

Maybe it’s only my birthday that tells you no more about me then you already know.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: Kristen has no idea why carrot is apologizing for my glasses

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: If you’re already part of the Dork Side, tell me a mathematical formula, a not particularly well known element, and three things that the movie version of the Hobbit messed up.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Because they broke.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Yet another confirmation that my puns are stupid.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: a(squared) + b(squared) = c(squared) (I don’t have the squared symbol on my phone). Also, a=pi r(squared)
paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde (technically a chemical compound, but I’m counting it)
The hobbit movies: legolas, shouldn’t have been 3 freaking movies when only the LotR books only got one per book, tauriel. (Totally may have spelled her name wrong, oh and i haven’t read the hobbit)

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: Kristen understands carrot’s pun now. She also apologizes for taking so long to respond, she was thinking hard about the hobbit because she hasn’t read the book, also paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde isn’t the easiest thing to spell when you are half asleep

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Also, Dwalin’s beard should have been blue.

[Poulet Frit]

That would’ve been epic

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I know, right?

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: if the weather here gets any more stupid, I will shoot it. (I don’t know how, but I will find a way) the high today is 74…but on Sunday we are supposed to have snow. What. Even.

[Masøn M.]

BREAKING: Who Will Build The Roads? Podcast will only be every other week… But it’s so good…

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