BREAKING NEWS UPDATES

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: nobody I consider a friend, is normal. I got one with a collection of weapons, olive, and my family…we are epic. I watched Saw when I was 4. And a ton of other scary movies since.
We’re all heathens

[Masøn M.]

Kristen pulls a Kristen while rebuking Mason for pulling a Kristen… Kristenception…

[Poulet Frit]

Mason pulled a Kristen while saying that Kristen pulled a Kristen while rebuking mason for pulling a kristen.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Carrot doesn’t pull a Kristen, instead he disappears.

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: If I don’t stop the Kristenception streak then bad things will happen… Like the collapse of Space-Time

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: Kristen also disappears, she doesn’t have to get up until 8, so she is going to get as much sleep as possible

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: Mason has been up past 12:00 the last few days… And all the days before that…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: mason should go to sleep…
Breaking: kristen doesn’t understand night owls…or early birds, as she is a 2pm pigeon kinda person

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: it’s Wednesday

[Poulet Frit]

BREAKING: no normal episode this week, Matthew has been traveling, instead “early Thursday morning” we get a solo Ryan episode

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: Mason is slightly sad because he’s been looking forward to this all week…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: Kristen is sad too. She will miss the voice cracks

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Hey, maybe they’ll finally answer some of my questions…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Carrot accidentally says “they’ll” when he should say “he’ll”

[Poulet Frit]

Could’ve been worse, you could’ve said “she’ll”

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: Carrot’s comment on Who Will Build The Roads is genius…

[Poulet Frit]

I still gotta listen to that…maybe tonight

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Thanks, Mason! 😀

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I’m working on an even better one…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: moana came out on dvd, so we are watching it tonight. It’s the third time I’ve seen this movie and I’m still in awe. It’s beautiful, and my new favorite Disney movie

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: …so not Thursday morning. Apparently life called Ryan and told him no. Why can’t life call me and say no to me going to work!!!

[Poulet Frit]

I swear. If they are doing this on purpose to use a meme I made…actually, I would have to give them snaps for that (I’ve watched too much clueless and legally blonde)

[Masøn M.]

Isn’t it ironic that ‘Life’ gets in the way of ‘Life’ sometimes…

[Poulet Frit]

…yeah it’s crazy.
(Mason pulled a kristen)

[Poulet Frit]

I’m listening to klove at work. And this girl called. Only…22ish, she cant decide between staying where she is, and being a teacher, or marrying a dude and moving to FL (he’s in the Navy)
Her life…is getting in the way of her life.
It’s crazy, cuz her ambition is to teach and she wants to teach there, but she loves him…
And the hosts of the show were totally unhelpful. They just were like “we’ll he’s going to be gone a lot” like…that’s not helpful.

[Masøn M.]

I used to listen to K-Love, but I got really sick of 3 week long pledge drives…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Yeah, those are obnoxious. I don’t really like the songs on there either, though…

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: I kinda avoid the radio all-together… I have Spotify for a reason…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I can’t really control the radio at this office. My coworker only listens to klove, so I just leave it on klove. But while getting the office ready to open, when she’s not here yet, I blare tøp.

[Poulet Frit]

I don’t control the radio at the other offices either. One office has somewhat current songs, disney songs, and old songs that are on several horror movies I have seen. They play the same songs…same order.
Another office I work, the radio there plays somewhat current songs (jar of hearts, a thousand years, etc) and older songs. But again. Same songs. Over and over. I’m growing to hate them

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