[Manalive Smith]

So no. There is no one average on the forum.

[Manalive Smith]

We all appear to be above average height.

[Manalive Smith]

You always drop the sound of the last letter when speaking French. It can render some weird results.

[Manalive Smith]

Your apology is completely unnecessary and totally accepted. Welcome on board.

[Manalive Smith]

I was trying to get it to pronounce Les Miserable properly.

[Manalive Smith]

AHHH! Now I’m making people cry! Not sure how to act, social skills failing.

[Manalive Smith]

Once I set my iPod shuffle’s voice to French without realizing it and I spent an entire jog trying to mentally translate song titles back into English.

[Manalive Smith]

That’s pretty amazing. I know of one person who named their child Pajama, because there was a box of pajamas nearby. One of my students at youth group didn’t have a name when he left the hospital. They put down Baby Boy, and only when trying to get him a passport recently did they realize that that’s still his legal name.

[Manalive Smith]

Ahhhh! Why do I get on just as everyone is leaving?

[Manalive Smith]

But I’m not ever putting that on the internet.

[Manalive Smith]

Hmm.. I think I preferred being mysterious and nameless.

[Manalive Smith]

Wouldn’t any liquid in your hand literally be starting to freeze at 30 F? I guess different solutions have different freezing points but isn’t cytoplasm still mostly composed of water? I measure how cold it is in the winter by how many seconds it takes for my snot to freeze. I don’t exactly live in the South, but I suppose I do live in a climate that’s more temperate than either New England or Montana. All that to say 30 F is cold.

[Manalive Smith]

Though Smith and Wesson revolver is a really cool guess.

[Manalive Smith]

I can’t believe I did my math wrong. Stupid calculators. It is the book by G. K. Chesterton. I read it and it made me laugh at pessimism, and see that life is worth living.

(I said I was a few weeks old in the same post because dragonflies only have a lifespan of six months.)

Well done, and my real name is Samuel.

[Manalive Smith]

For the record I have absolutely no idea who Josiah is.

[Manalive Smith]

I chose the name Manalive Smith because it means a great deal to me. It also has to do with one of the ridiculous ages I claimed to be previously in this thread. If you can figure out what I’m talking about, I will divulge my first name. The rest of my information could doubtless be found if you support Ryan on Patreon.

[Manalive Smith]

The less I say here, the more fun the archeologists of the future will have speculating wildly, and the more work Carrot will have to do. I’m hoping Auxcon happens in the not too distant future, so we can all actually meet each other in person and talk without leaving a permanent record anyone on the internet can view.

[Manalive Smith]

Also I don’t have a facebook.

[Manalive Smith]

Wait don’t we know that Mr. The Carrot Stick’s first name is Josiah?

[Manalive Smith]

I’m not sure how possible finding me is. I’m habitually paranoid, not even turning on location services on my phone. There’s certainly enough information here to find my twitter account, it’s connected to an email that’s separate from my personal email and I’ve tweeted like one thing ever. I’ve speculated with a friend before that there is enough information on me in other peoples facebook profiles that future historians would be able to deduce my existence and reconstruct who I am, but you wouldn’t be able to find any of those accounts via my twitter.

[Manalive Smith]

You can say fried chicken in French. I don’t think there is any higher qualification.

[Manalive Smith]

I will always think of myself as a fire fighting Volunteer, but I take my tea with a LOT of sugar.

[Manalive Smith]

Though maybe I’m just an entirely nocturnal African health food cashier.

[Manalive Smith]

Just kidding, that’s Botswana’s time zone. I’m in Mountain.

[Manalive Smith]

Central African Time.

[Manalive Smith]

Never were words so true.

[Manalive Smith]

There is a very thin line between typing ‘practical’ and typing ‘piratical’.

[Manalive Smith]

It just doesn’t seem practical. Why are you sooo evil?

[Manalive Smith]

Nope, vacation was always at my Grandparents house. Now those were weird, yet wonderful, road trips.

[Manalive Smith]

I don’t think we ever really know. But if your side had it to start with, why didn’t they just do whatever it is that you do with it instead of leaving it out at dinner parties?

[Author]

Posts