FANS ONLY!! MATTHEW AND RYAN, DO NOT READ

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Maybe… … …maybe not.

[Brooke AC]

I never said he didn’t know me. But I never said he did.

[Poulet Frit]

Yall

[Manalive Smith]

For the record I have absolutely no idea who Josiah is.

[Brooke AC]

Theory: Carrot is Ryan. Josiah the Carrot Stick is a pseudonym with an attached fake identity. Ryan HAS commented on the NOT-forum, but under the guise of Carrot. The person Carrot knows is Matthew, and, by extension, he knows Angie as well.

That’s totally it.

[Poulet Frit]

headcanon accepted

[Poulet Frit]

But then he would know the plan. And the time zone thing…doesn’t add up

[Poulet Frit]

But it’s funny to think that Ryan is pretending to be carrot, and sent in a question about the moniker to himself even though he had been discussing it with us already

[Brookoli]

And he created and posted his own memes criticizing his lateness.

[Poulet Frit]

…yeah…the theory is good. But…no real evidence unfortunately

[Brookoli]

Maybe YOU’RE Ryan.

Jk, you’d geek out about yourself.

[Brookoli]

But who in the world does Carrot know?

[Poulet Frit]

…if I were Ryan that would be weird

[Brookoli]

If anyone who wasn’t Ryan was Ryan, that would indeed be weird.

[Poulet Frit]

…yes.
Wait…did you say I would fangirl too much if I was ryan?

[Poulet Frit]

Ok, so who all posts on the notforum?
Kristen
Olive
Brooke
Dawn
Potato
Chris
Manalive
Carrot
Matthew
Kumquat

[Poulet Frit]

Mason

[Poulet Frit]

Angie

[Brookoli]

Watermelon? They only posted once if I’m not mistaken.

[Poulet Frit]

Oh true

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

No, I’m not Ryan. Ryan is my brother-in-law.

[Dawn]

Wait do you know me Josiah? And what’s more, are you being serious about being Ryan’s brother-in-law?

[Poulet Frit]

…none of Ryans siblings are married.

[Brookoli]

I’m so confused.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I don’t think I know you, unless you’re randomly one of my cousins or live in New England, both of which I doubt. I did not specify that the Ryan that is my brother-in-law was necessarily Ryan Matlock.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Wait, you’re definitely not one of my cousins. Theoretically you could be one of my step-cousins, most of whom I haven’t met (my grandfather remarried a couple years after my grandmother died).

[DScott]

I’m in.

[Poulet Frit]

Hello, new person.
I’m glad you are in

[Poulet Frit]

My mom is worried that someone will be a turd and say “April fools” at the end of the email and ruin everything and hurt their feelings.
I told her that nobody here will do that. Please don’t do that

[Olive]

New person!!! 😀

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