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But that is most of my life.

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I’m not even sure what I’m doing.

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The word kerfuffle comes to mind, but I can’t quite explain why.

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What’s the difference between a therapy cat and a cat?

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Nope I give up again. I actually made it out of his feed this time, but anything further is beyond me.

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Though I will admit that the ‘e’ is typically not included in conjunction with the phrase “Bob the”.

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I tried getting there via Explosive’s facebook. It took like a minute before I got lost and gave up.

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Both spellings are valid.

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Nope, he just really wanted to dye his hair.

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He also has a strange love of Disneyland.

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He failed Bible College, created Veggietales, voices Bob the Tomatoe, lost it all in a tragic lawsuit, wrote a book about it, made a series of videos where a troupe of puppets run through a basic theology of the entire Bible, and now has his own podcast and an honorary Doctorate.

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I had to look as Asian as possible for the King and I. It’s the first time I’ve ever dyed my hair, but I really like it so I’m considering keeping it for the rest of my life. I think you’re right about my twin’s name. We’ll call him Mande for short.

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That’s pretty amazing.

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Or alternatively, am I an evil twin?

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Do I have an evil twin?

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My hair is bluish black right now. I’ve never dyed it yellow.

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I feel like that would only make things worse.

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So that might explain why you can’t find me. And I don’t mean that I deleted it or something, I just have never had a facebook account.

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I don’t have a facebook.

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It’s still falling. We’re only up to an inch or two, but there is now a snowman in the back yard.

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My family is originally from Chicago, so I’ve been told legends of Giordano’s pizza all my life, but have never experienced it first hand. Why were you in Chicago?

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I actually second Josiah on the title Secretary of the Treasury. What about Secretary of the Canadian Treasury? We’ll measure all our funds in Canadian dollars so it looks like more.

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I live in a state with a lot of hipsters. Don’t judge.

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The song is called “I Found Love.” It’s meant to be a man’s last few thoughts before death, so the cross my heart and hope to die is sort of pun-ish.

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“Obviously”, said someone who was most definitely not Josiah!

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(I’m just going to go with it.)

Little did they know that they were actually tied to the same chair!

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*weirdo I believe you intended it to be singular.

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#thatmomentwhen You feel like you were part of a very successful night of dead thread redemption.

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That comment makes a lot more sense when I also mention that they got lost and ended up in Noblesville, IN.

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Today I learned that my Mom was once taking my Great Grandma to a doctor’s appointment, but they got lost, so they gave up and went out to lunch.

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