[Manalive Smith]

It is a little rusty, but seriously. Do you smell skates?

[Manalive Smith]

क्या आप स्केटल्स गंध करते हैं?

[Manalive Smith]

Josiah, you start roasting parsnips; I’ll start speaking in Hindi, and we’ll see what happens.

[Manalive Smith]

The internet was being unhelpful so I went to the library. If you roast wild parsnips by the full moon while speaking in Hindi, your welcome will give off the smell of skittles, and you can follow the aroma to it’s source.

[Manalive Smith]

If I were a welcome where would I be? Have you tried retracing your steps? When was the last time you had your welcome?

[Manalive Smith]

At least that’s what wikipedia’s telling me.

[Manalive Smith]

Average. If you’re a well trained athlete you may have a larger than average heart.

[Manalive Smith]

So we’re looking for a welcome that’s about 5 inches by 3.5 inches by 2.5 inches. That’s about 44 cubic inches. It sounds like a lot, but there’s all sorts of places that welcome could be hiding.

[Manalive Smith]

I hope it didn’t die. I’d hate for you to outlive your welcome.

[Manalive Smith]

Was this a large welcome or a short welcome?

[Manalive Smith]

Have you checked behind the couch?

[Manalive Smith]

I’m sorry you lost your welcome.

[Manalive Smith]

I think Josiah’s about to lose it.

[Manalive Smith]

You think rightly.

[Manalive Smith]

Josiah, you’ll have to make your own non-pointy pastry of parsniplisciousness. I’m low on parsnips right now.

[Manalive Smith]

Are you sure he wasn’t referring to a welcome belong to you?

[Manalive Smith]

Applelisciousness.

[Manalive Smith]

Nope, it doesn’t sound right. I’m going to go eat more slices of lisciousness.

[Manalive Smith]

Oh, we could shorten down to pie.

[Manalive Smith]

Our cat chases my younger bothers down dark hallways late at night.

[Manalive Smith]

The pie is a lie.

[Manalive Smith]

We used to think our cat was normal. We were wrong.

[Manalive Smith]

or liciousness for short.

[Manalive Smith]

How do I put this. The circular strudel has opened my eyes. Life is no longer the same. I shall call it cake! No wait, just googled cake. That’s already taken. For now let’s just call it the non-pointy pastry of utter pieliciousness.

[Manalive Smith]

Who Would Build the Codes. We would talk about the history of cryptography and programming and speculate on why Matthew hasn’t put up the code yet.

[Manalive Smith]

We have an official kerfuffle!

[Manalive Smith]

I had to pop out for a moment (aka: two hours) I’m back. Let’s talk cheese.

[Manalive Smith]

I’ve welded together a non-pointy pan and am heading into the kitchen to find out.

[Manalive Smith]

They do have a unique aesthetic, now I’m just wondering if I could make a strudel in a non-pointy square shape rather than a pointy one. What would that even be like?

[Manalive Smith]

For this to be a proper kerfuffle we’re going to need at least a hundred posts. We’re already a third of the way there, but I’m running out of ideas.

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