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I’ve actually done that before… We were on the 5th floor of a hotel, and I walked up and down the stairs… I’m not sure exactly what ruined me as a kid, but I honestly think it might have been Tower of Terror at California Adventure…

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Sarcasm is wonderful. Problem is, over letters on a screen, it’s incredibly hard to understand… I learned the hard way…

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Seriously… I thought I was the only human being who had an irrational fear of elevators…

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He could sense that he was in grave danger…

Not a quote, I just wanted a pun…

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Oh gosh, how could I forget Microsoft…

Also the inevitable butterfly apocalypse…

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“But it’s time to say goodbye. To the earth and now my worthless life. Cause everything I’ve ever made is dead now inside the grave” – Time to Say Goodbye by Twenty Paphonies

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Once upon a time in a land filled with flowers… I said filled… Lived a King and a Queen and their daughter. She was cursed you see when she turned 18 she got ugly instead of hotter…… Sorry, sorry… Got a little carried away… Umm…

Scary things:

Children
Dolls
Children’s Dolls
Obamacare
The Star Wars Prequels
Spiders
Elevators
Demon Elephants

You’re Welcome!

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#art

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“My friend’s and I we got a lot of problems” – Polarize by Twenty Paphonies

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Yup, Freebirds… That place is wonderful also… For some reason, all my friends like Chipotle better, though…

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And also… THOSE MEMES!! So looking forward to the rest of them now…

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Oh, you had to bring up Genghis Grill… I absolutely love that place… There’s a place closer to my house called Kublai Khan, and I think it’s a little better, but it’s basically the same…

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Oh, okay… That’s better…

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CANNIBALISM!!?!?

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Come on, bee nice to each other…

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Okay, that’s true… There’s nothing like a Fresh Hatch Pepper… Oh, how Cooking Connection is so good that time of year…

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You get 3 wishes…

Please wish for Reese’s Pieces for all the world…

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KRISTEN! YOU GOT THE 1,000th POST INCLUDING THE ‘not forum’ AND THE COMMENT SECTIONS!!!

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Compared to California, the Mexican food here isn’t actually that amazing… My family isn’t really a Tex-Mex kind of family…

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Lol, HEB is totally the best… The produce is WAY better than California, as well…

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It happens… Really, all the conversations have evolved into something they didn’t start as, that’s really why we needed a ‘not forum’ because that kept happening…

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Don’t worry, we have blizzards too… There is like a Dairy Queen in every city in Texas…

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I want a Donkey Ollie themed birthday… 😀

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I used to live in Cali, and I can confidently say I’m glad to live in the South now…

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The Geek Wave is pretty awesome, he’s about the same size as Classy Whale. Umm… Yeah… I like supporting the small Blimey Cow-like channels

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It should only take about 45 minutes-ish, so it’s totally worth binging…

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He’s a pretty small channel, but his videos are INSANELY high quality!

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WAIT, HE IS!?!… I gotta go watch this now…

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Are you ACTUALLY joke-less, or are you just too chicken to combat the puntastic powers of El Carrot Stick…

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My favorite YouTubers are…

Everyone in the Blimey Cow Inner Circle… (Including JvJ… May we remember it well…) This also includes Classy Whale, The Geek Wave, The Max Show, and all those lovely folks…

Bad Lip Reading, Vsauce (I’m going to see their live show, I’m so excited!!), FinalCutKing (Also known as Zach King Vines), Good Mythical Morning, Game/Film Theorists (and GTLive), Grant Thompson: The King of Random, HISHE, Studio C, Super Carlin Brothers, Team Edge, Theodd1sout comic, Dude Perfect, Julian Smith (except he’s kinda gone downhill…), THE YOUNG ESCAPE (My friend’s Christian Band, check them out ;P), and also quite a few gaming channels….

Basically, I spend way too much time on YouTube…

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