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Wait wait wait, let’s not get ahead of ourselves… I want to take over, but I don’t wanna NOT have the podcast… I mean, Kristen needs something to annoy her family with…

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Well, I just caught a cold today, but that’s the only virus I got…

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How about we send them an email titled “Memes” so they will open it .8 milliseconds faster, but on that email it’s just a virus that allows us to hack their system?

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True… How about Ezio or Connor from Assassin’s Creed…

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I like following orders. Just gotta get ’em first

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Also a “Creepy Twins from the Shining” character…

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I’m watching MatPat play Fran Bow right now, but it doesn’t phase me at all… I can do scary, but not jump scares… But no, I’ve never actually watched a horror movie…

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I want a Morgan Freeman as God character…

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YES! I’M NOT THE ONLY BABYLON BEE NERD!! FANTABULOUS!!!

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Lol, I can play Slender (The original, the new one is terrifying) but FNaF gets me…

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We have a roller skating place by my house, and it’s basically a death trap. They show no mercy. You fall, you will not be avoided…

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That Dragon, Cancer… Very much a cinematic-type game, so don’t expect innovative gameplay or spectacular anything, but it is a fantastic game. It won the Most Impactful Game of 2016 Award. Also, don’t play when you’re happy. It’s terribly sad…

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I don’t know why, but there’s something terrifying about dream repetition. In the awake world, repetition is great, and change is scary… But when something repeats constantly in the dream realm… It’s really unnerving for some reason…

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BUT FIRST, THE WEATHER

Seriously though, I laughed too hard at that…

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I think that I have the same dream over and over again, but it’s really hard to tell, because I tend to have quite a bit of minor deja vu. And it’s terrible. So I can never know if I’ve had a dream before, especially in a state of drowsiness…

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I love how this has gone from scary stories to Disney conspiracy theories…

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Ugh, I can’t find my letter anywhere… I am super curious as to where it is now…

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My dreams are usually incredibly real, but I am a lot of times blind in my dreams… Or at least can’t see. And when I try and open my eyes, I wake up…

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Confusion is for the weak… Yeah, I’m confused too..

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That’s interesting… I’ll be honest, I forgot that Star Wars Land was even gonna be a thing

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Yeah… Looking forward to seeing the evil trolls in Frozen 2

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A Disney Theory. Aaaaannnnddddd cut.

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I actually wrote a letter to Disney once (for school) giving them reasons that they should build a Disneyland in Texas (very convincing reasons, if I say so myself). They actually wrote back say that they would (actually, I believe they said could, which makes a big difference) not ever do it. I can’t actually find the letter, but it’s somewhere in my closet…

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OH, I REMEMBER THAT ADVENTURE IN ODYSSEY EPISODE!… There was a stink bomb or something, right?.. I used to listen to those in bed, maybe THAT was what ruined me…

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We were on the Wonder and we left out of Galveston. We went to Key West, Nassau, and Castaway. When we went, I was actually right before the age to get into The Edge, so I was in the kids club for a few days… After I got sick of all the sick, smelly, and loud kids, I finally just went to the Edge and asked if I could come. I was able to, so the last few days of the cruise were probably the best, lol…

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Dangling elevator sounds horrible… When I’m actually on a real elevator, I will put my back against the wall and grab the hand-rail bar thing so hard my knuckles are white…

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I just realized how much I like finishing my sentences with three dots… Every one of my posts to this thread has ended like that…

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I have…

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Also, you gotta burn off all the free food you eat during the cruise somehow…

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Elevator nightmares like the following? —

You come to a stop. The doors don’t open. Then the elevator suddenly just starts falling (Like Tower of Terror)…
OR
You’re in an elevator and the doors never open…

And really, it’s so worth taking the stairs on the Disney Cruise because they are really beautiful…

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