The Story Game (Only add one sentence at a time)

[DScott]

In the confusion the Doctor decides that he had best evacuate, and plan for his return.

[Manalive Smith]

Manalive was panicked as the entire world shifted into present tense around him.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“I’m sorry Manalive, that wasn’t a very good welcome-back-present, was it?” Josiah said.

[Poulet Frit]

Kristen, being the good hearted person she is, acts quickly to save dawn.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“Dun dun DAWN!” Josiah said.

[Masøn M.]

All of a sudden, Josh Dun appeared out of thin air saying, “You called?”

[Dawn]

It was at this time, Dawn realized that the story was a mess and didn’t make sense, but isn’t that a metaphor for life? Aren’t we all just bunch of tangled messes that rarely make sense? What is life? What is death? Who’s to say one is better than the other? Why did someone resurrect every single thread with TINGLE TINGLE LOOPAH HOY on April Fool’s day? And would a butterfly apocalypse actually work in another universe?

Then Dawn curled up and had a metaphysical crisis.

[riseofthekumquat]

So Josiah, Jonathon, Josh Dun, Ryan, and Matthew are fighting Kristin (who is trying to stop Dawn from choking/having an existential), Dr. Von Shnooper Yunderwhy, and a purple octopus; the power is out, the foundation of the warehouse is barely intact, it’s still raining ping pong balls, I assume Never Gonna Give You Up is still playing, and the Power Rangers and the main cast of James And The Giant Peach are standing on the dead(?) body of a giant, sentient Kumquat.

[Manalive Smith]

Josiah took one look at that last run on sentence, and promptly exploded.

[Poulet Frit]

(It’s Kristen*, troy)

[Masøn M.]

Actually, the ping-pong balls and NGGYU have stopped, as can be seen from the fact that Mason had lost consciousness at some point, and then went and talked about how it was like the AuxCon that’s never happened.

[Masøn M.]

But it was at this moment that Mason remembered, “Oh guys, I know that this is, like, the climax of the story, but my narrator at this moment gets on a plane to California in an hour and he can’t miss it. Although the guy narrating me at this very moment may only pop in and out a little bit over the next 3 days, my puppet strings will still be dangling, waiting for anyone to come and take me, as a character’s, freedom.”

[Manalive Smith]

(Enjoy your trip ?)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It was then that everybody realized that who they thought was Josiah was actually a balloon, and that’s why it was capable of both exploding and being controlled by Kristen.

[Manalive Smith]

“You think we would have noticed that that earlier.” Manalive shrugged.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“Yes, well, he was being sneaky,” said a mysterious voice.

[manalivesmith]

Doctor Yunderwhy took off a fake mustache to reveal that he was in fact, Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

[riseofthekumquat]

The voice was from Kristin, Kristen’s sneaky evil twin.

[riseofthekumquat]

Then Dr. Doofenshmirtz took off another mask to reveal that he was actually Nicholas Cage.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“People are being really cagey,” Josiah said, appearing in the Nick of time.

[Awkward Potato]

Nicholas Cage took off his mask to reveal that he was in fact:

JOHN CENA!!!! *theme music plays*

[Poulet Frit]

“What has this become,” Tyler Joseph says, breaking through a wall while dressed as Agent 007.

[Awkward Potato]

“Obviously the biggest party ever!!” yells Yolo as he breaks through another wall.

[Poulet Frit]

“Nobody messes with my fren,” Tyler whips off his sunglasses while Josh facepalms.

[Awkward Potato]

“I have no frens!” moans Big Head Kid as he trips over tyjo’s sunglasses.

[DScott]

Franklin, beginning to worry, says “I think we’re running out of walls!”

[Manalive Smith]

“Just be glad we lost the roof when we did, otherwise we’d be in serious trouble,” quipped Manalive.

[Poulet Frit]

“IT’S FRANKLIN!!!” Josh dun yells even though he has no clue who Franklin is.

[Manalive Smith]

Don’t be ridiculous. Everyone knows who Franklin is.

[DScott]

“What about ME? I just revealing I’m actually Nicholas Cage! No one cares?” cried Doctor Yunderwhy DoofenCage.

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