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  • #4725
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Tank you for reviving this thread!

    #4726
    Awkward Potato
    Guest

    Sorry, I thought it was Brooke that commented πŸ˜€ I meant Kristen. I feel like an idiot now.

    #4727
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    (that was supposed to be a tan pun, in case it wasn’t obvious… also, hey, Brooke.)

    #4728
    Poulet Frit
    Guest

    (Awkward potato, are you a boy or girl, so I can stop mentally calling you, “it”, and instead can mentally call you he or she)

    #4729
    Awkward Potato
    Guest

    It may be revived for now, but will it be gunned down?

    #4730
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    (It was actually me that said that, Potato, but I don’t really carrot all. πŸ˜€ )

    #4731
    Poulet Frit
    Guest

    (BROOOOOKKKKKKKEEEE)
    (…sup awkward pots…welcome to the crazy, glad you could join us, we are all heathens)

    #4732
    Awkward Potato
    Guest

    Lol, I’m a girl, but you can just call me Potato if you want. πŸ˜€

    #4733
    Awkward Potato
    Guest

    I just listened to Heathens πŸ˜€ although I’m not a die-hard fan, I do enjoy tΓΈp.

    #4734
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Heathens isn’t the correct term… but I won’t terminate you for saying it.

    #4735
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    (to #4733) Same. I’m not on the tΓΈp of their list of fans…

    #4736
    Poulet Frit
    Guest

    (I, too, am a potato. But I am more like…fried chicken than anything. But spicy fried chicken. Anyways, nice to meat you)

    #4737
    Awkward Potato
    Guest

    Aw, shoot! I should have known I’d do something wrong.

    #4738
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    I was too chicken to make the meat pun.

    #4739
    Awkward Potato
    Guest

    Nice to eat you, I mean meet you too.

    #4740
    Awkward Potato
    Guest

    We’ll probably be boiled alive for making all these missteaks.

    #4741
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    (To #4737: Are you referring to #4734? I was actually talking to Kristen…)

    #4742
    Poulet Frit
    Guest

    You’re not chicken, you just don’t carrot all

    #4743
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Yeah, somebody’s going to repork us…

    #4744
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    (to #4742) But hey, at least I stick around!

    #4745
    Poulet Frit
    Guest

    Irish my wifi was faster (also, potato, my puns tend to be spazzy, cuz that’s how my brain works, so just excuse me)

    #4746
    Awkward Potato
    Guest

    To #4741: Oh, okay. That makes sense πŸ™‚

    #4747
    Awkward Potato
    Guest

    My puns aren’t much butter, I can spam people until they bacon me to shut up.

    #4748
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Kristen, if you’re Russian, there’s Norway you’ll get to the Finnish. (Not trying to be racist against Russians…)

    #4749
    Poulet Frit
    Guest

    (I love spam)
    Can we all agree that veggies are the wurst?

    #4750
    Poulet Frit
    Guest

    I’m scottish, laddie, but thanks, I’ll quit Russian through tax returns

    #4751
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    NO.

    #4752
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Lettuce have a formal debate about this…

    #4753
    Awkward Potato
    Guest

    At least you exspained yourself, Carrot. Den you can mark it a success.

    #4754
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Francey that!

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