Puns

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Have you bean worrying that I might leave? It probably won’t happen…

[Poulet Frit]

I have to leave. And go to bed. (I can’t think of a pun. The sinus pressure is making my brain unable to wit, but umm…I’m sure carrot can make a pun for me…he seems to be in his right mind)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I hope you feel better in the morning, Kristen! Maybe you’ll get a head in the pun game tomorrow.

[Poulet Frit]

It’s snot as bad as yesterday, so that’s good

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That’s good, I’m sure today you’ll make booger, better puns.

[Poulet Frit]

Well, I called out of work, so maybe I can watch a phlegm.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

If you get angry at the movie, just make sure you don’t throat it out the window…

[Poulet Frit]

I’m better at puns mucus I’m awesome (pun credit to my little brother)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Nobody nose where this thread is going…

[Brookoli, Celery, Gotta Be]

Eye have an eye-dea it will still be about puns, but eye guess we will see.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

‘ear ‘ear.

[Brookoli, Celery, Gotta Be]

Eyebrowsed back through all of these puns

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I wish I could think of some cheeky comment to make…

[Brookoli, Celery, Gotta Be]

I’ve got to hand it to you, you’ve always got some good puns

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Arm you sure about that?

[Brookoli, Celery, Gotta Be]

Yes! Wow, Carrot, you really have to leg-go of that lack of confidence.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

So you don’t think I should elbow out of the competition?

[Brookoli, Celery, Gotta Be]

Ab-solutely not! There’s no knee-d for that! Muscle up!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh, well I was chest kidding, anyway.

[Brookoli, Celery, Gotta Be]

My brother looked over and said he doesn’t have an-femur puns, but I appreciate him trying to stretch his neck out for me.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Maybe he has a bone to pick with some of us…

[Poulet Frit]

Probably me, I can be a loud mouth and a pain in the neck.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m not sure whether or not that’s completely the tooth.

[Poulet Frit]

It’s not like I said I’m an eye sore. It’s really not that bad. To tell you the tooth, eye am a very earteresting person.

[Poulet Frit]

Not…sure how I feel about that

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

We really knee to start making better puns…

[Brooke AC]

(Would we be able to coordinate an unofficial pun battle on May 19th? It’s Pun-Off Day! Also, we can all re-watch the Fantastic Fridays episode about it.)

[Poulet Frit]

(I have nothing planned on that day, so I’m game) (and I’m very cool with rewatching all fantastic fridays)

[Poulet Frit]

…we need auxcon.

[Masøn M.]

(I really hope Ryan keeps what he said in the video about going to pun-off day this year… Because he would literally be less than 45 minutes away from my house…)

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