Puns

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Now I’m even more confused. I feel stupid…

[Poulet Frit]

…I’m confused now too

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Were you making a pun in your “yall” statement, Kristen?

[Poulet Frit]

No. I was just sudan with yall. I couldnt even. I read them all at work.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Some of the time I can’t tell if you were russian and your autocorrect is kicking in and you only noticed after you finnished; or if you actually meant to type that thing.

[Poulet Frit]

I meant to type that tearable pun

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

What was sudan substituting? I can’t figure out a pun… this is so terrible I don’t know if this Isreal.

[Poulet Frit]

So done. It was an awful pun. I’m sorry. I will retreat to my corner now

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

For future reference, “I’m soda with you guys” probably would have worked slightly better, since it keeps one of the vowels the same. It was a good try, though! #puntheory What were you saying was a tangent, Angie? I’m not reading the sines well… this is trigy.

[Poulet Frit]

Carrot, you try doing taxes for 9 hours and then try to think. It’s not easy

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I wasn’t attempting to criticize you, I was merely making a suggestion for the future. Apologies if if came of negatively.

[Poulet Frit]

Dude, everything I say is dripping with sarcasm. I didn’t take it offensively or negatively at all

[Masøn M.]

Sarcasm is wonderful. Problem is, over letters on a screen, it’s incredibly hard to understand… I learned the hard way…

[Poulet Frit]

Just assume, if I type something that sounds rude or like I’m offended. It’s sarcasm

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Okeydoke. Just trying to cover my bases…

[Poulet Frit]

…I don’t like baseball puns. They are typically short, so please stop (does that count as a pun?)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Actually I wasn’t trying to make a pun there. And yeah, that’s sort of a pun, it was just kinda out in right field.

[Poulet Frit]

I am batter at this than you #badgrammarpun

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

No you’re not, you just can’t pitcher defeat… catcher my drift?

[Poulet Frit]

…I’m out of baseball puns, you get a point. Home run!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You managed to steal second place in that battle, though.

[Poulet Frit]

(Just so yall know. I’m stealing these to bug my family with)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

What did the light bulb say after the candle made a joke about the torch? “Stick burn, dude!”

[Brookoli]

This part of the nonforum is being neglected and we can’t let that hap-pun

[Poulet Frit]

This part of the forum needs Ryan. I can’t think of a pun for this sentence.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You need to frit up your mind for puns.

[Poulet Frit]

Do you even carrot all?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

What? You mean you don’t want me to stick around?

[Poulet Frit]

Peas don’t go, but peas make batter puns…and more of them

[Poulet Frit]

I should’ve said butter puns….it works better than batter

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