Puns

[Poulet Frit]

*claps* *hands you a trophy*
Folks, we may have a winner.

[Brooke AC]

You havarti chosen a winner? I know I’ve brin gone for a bit, but I’d like to consider myself a bossa puns too, so choose caerphilly!

[Poulet Frit]

*takes trophy from Carrot and gives to Brooke*
I should’ve had breakfast, I seem to lose my wit when I don’t have breakfast

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hey! I’d like to have award with you Kristen. Give us a random subject, and we’ll see who can make better puns.

[Poulet Frit]

Ok. I’m the impartial judge?
Topic is…art. Remember that art is subjective.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Art you sure you want to pick this subject? I’m gonna make so many puns that you guys will be out of breath and painting. You will feel the need to paintbrush up on your skills. I know some of these puns might be sketchy, but I’m just drawing from what I have. (also, I know nothing about art, so this could be an issue, especially since Brooke wants to be a graphic design major…)

[Brooke AC]

Hmm.. art puns give me a good perspective! I won’t just brush this one! Since we’re pallet-s not be too rough with this! I art not leave that kind of marker on you!

[Poulet Frit]

(Art is subjective. I consider music a form of art. Some consider photography, art. I consider sfx makeup art. What is art to you? Use that, and make puns)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Remembrandt when I was actually good at making puns? My skills are Van Goghing away. Maybe the will come back on Monet next week.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well, lens me your ear for a minute, because I shutter at the thought of losing a pun battle about photography. I really need to focus my puns… at some point I will burst back onto the pun scene.

[Poulet Frit]

(Make as many as you wish. I will tally them up, when my alarm goes off at 5am. I will be impartial)

[Brooke AC]

You’re not admitting defeat, are you? Saying the end is Nikon? I mean, I guess you tried-pod. If you won’t be back till next week, I guess I just have to pencil that in to remind myself, otherwise I graphite forget. I hope Kristen realizes she can join in these if she wants to. We wouldn’t want to erasure from this!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Argh, I ink I’m gonna lose. I’m tempted to jump in front of a Canon. What lead (pun!) you to make those drawing utensil puns? I’m going to be sent to the Pen-itentiary, I’m doing so poorly.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I can’t even picture defeat…

[Poulet Frit]

My punniness went to bed hours ago, and my wit never woke up today. Tomorrow I will have a nice, balanced breakfast of not just coffee, and be back at it during the next round.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’ll probably have to draw a Yankee doodle… and I’m a Red Sox fan.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh, for crayon out loud, why can’t I think of any puns?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(I’m going to bed now)

[Poulet Frit]

Round one:
All of the puns were marbleous, and I promise to not take them for granite. Here art the stats
Carrot- 20 (that I counted) art related puns
Brooke- 9 art related puns
Carrot has won in numbers, but I feel like some of his puns could’ve been focused better.
Brooke’s puns seemed to have more depth, but that’s just my perspective.
The reward isn’t Monet, because, as previously mentioned, I’m Baroque. Before I Gogh, I know you wanted an answer.
If we are going off of just more, than its Carrot. But for quality, it’s tied.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Nice job, Brooke! You were a worthy oppunant.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

We will half to split the imaginary trophy in two.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Can you beelieve that Ryan is afraid of that insect? He must get very waspish when they are around…

[Poulet Frit]

Wow. That pun stung a little

[Masøn M.]

Come on, bee nice to each other…

[Brooke AC]

Ah! Sorry, my puns had to draw to a close after my last post yesterday. Apparently, the few I was able to put out painted a good picture of my abilities! But yes, Carrot, you were certainly a worthy oppunent as well! We both have made it clear we medal in our pun-making. It does bug me though that I keep missing out on such great conversation. Y’all’s puns are beeutiful!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I am insecting everybody with my love of puns… you came very close to beetleing me yesterday, Brooke. You did a very lice job and I am content with calling it a fly. But Jiminy Cricket, the others an’t fleaing from our puns!

[Poulet Frit]

Yall

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

?

[Poulet Frit]

I can’t even with yall.

[auxcableangie]

oh hahaha. Your tangent kinda had me at odds but then I got it ?

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