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Breaking: i knew Jordan was short, but they got my age and height wrong. They said I was a 16 yr old who is 5’8. I am not 16, and I am 5’11
BREAKING: If I had thought about it I might have guessed that he was that short, but I hadn’t thought about it.
Breaking: I remember a Chris Howard vlog or something where Chris was on the blimey cow set and had to squat to be in frame because Chris is 6’1ish and Jordan was short
BREAKING: I’m disappearing, but I’ll leave you with this:
Breaking: oh how….generous of you…
Have a good night, carrot
BREAKING: Good gravy, that’s entertaining. Hey Watermelon, are you new to the podcast?
Breaking: why does most of us have food names??
BREAKING: Apparently I’m a trendsetter.
Breaking: yes you are.
BREAKING: Who knew…
BREAKING: Wait, we are using Fish Flowerd?
Angie just made epic scary pictures with it. It isn’t necessarily set in stone though
BREAKING: Okay… I thought we had better options…
BREAKING: To Watermelon: wow, that’s awesome!
Honestly, I kinda chose my name because a lot of people already had food names. It’s also part of an inside joke from Speech and Drama.
BREAKING: I think I considered using Mr. Sprinkle Fingers, but ultimately decided against it for obvious reasons.
Breaking: what even is Mr sprinkle fingers…and if that was your name, I would be scared
BREAKING: It’s my nickname when I run AV at my church…
BREAKING: Because the worship leader that I run video for most often decided that it would be funny.
Breaking: I’m looking into buying a moped.
BREAKING: As long as you haven’t moped and whined saying you want one…
Breaking: I haven’t…too much
BREAKING: That’s good.
BREAKING: Matthew… what even…
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Breaking: OH MY CHEESE THAT’S AMAzing!!!!
BREAKING: Hmm… I should make a meme using that.
BREAKING: Did anybody else notice the “coincidence” that Chuck Barris died three days after Chuck Berry? ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
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