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BREAKING: I’M AN AARDVARK AND I’M PROUDDD! I’M AN AARDVARK AND I’M HAAAPPPYYY!

[Poulet Frit]

BREAKING: I’M UGLY AND I AM PROUD

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BREAKING: ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS, ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT THE SAME.

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BREAKING: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

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BREAKING: CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET HOW TO GET TO SESAME STREEEEEEET

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BREAKING: http://babylonbee.com/news/whats-spiritual-gift-take-quiz/

[Poulet Frit]

This is what I got
“Your spiritual gift is biting sarcasm!
Whether it’s a scathing critical email or an off-handed, witty comment, you have the unique spiritual gift of biting sarcasm. Make sure to exercise this gift in the local church by constantly filling out heavy-handed communication cards and letting everyone else know they don’t measure up. Well done. Really.”

Oh the truth. Some of those options. “The Book of Myopinions” I cried from laughing so hard

[Poulet Frit]

BREAKING: ARE YOU READY KIDS?

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BREAKING: I got that my second time, the first time I got some marketing thingy.

[Poulet Frit]

I’m gonna take it again. The options are by far the funniest!!

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BREAKING: THESE ARE THE PEOPLE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, YES, THESE ARE THE PEOPLE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, THE PEOPLE THAT YOU MEET EACH DAY.

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Breaking: TEAM UMIZOOMI!! I forgot the song to it. But it’s cool

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BREAKING: DOING THE MMM MMM PIGEON, DOING THE MMM MMM PIGEON, DOING THE MMM MMM PIGEON EVERY DAAAAAAY!

[Poulet Frit]

…I’m confused…and scared…all I can think is “1, 2, freddy’s coming for you. 3, 4, better lock your door. 5, 6, grab your crucifix. 7, 8, stay up late. 9, 10, never sleep again”
But…that’s not a child’s show

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BREAKING: SAID THE ALLIGATOR KING TO HIS SEVEN SONS…

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…wait…I know that one…what was that one??

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: IF MY LIPS SAID ADIOS I DON’T LIKE YOU I THINK YOU’RE GROSS THAT’D BE TOO BAD I MIGHT GET SAD

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BREAKING: Still Sesame Street.

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BREAKING: TAKE A BREATH, TAKE A BREATH, SMELL A SMELL, SNIFF A SNIFF AND TAKE A BREATH

[Poulet Frit]

…why are you only putting sesame street lyrics? And are these all from memory?

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I gotta go adult and work and call people some more…hopefully not 73 this time

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BREAKING: The last one wasn’t entirely.

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BREAKING: Bye.

CEBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I forgot to make phone calls. I instead showed off pictures of baldy

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BREAKING: I’M A BALD BUNNY AIN’T GOT NO FUR I’M A BALD BUNNY BRR BRR BRR I’M A BALD BUNNY LOOK A LITTLE SILLY I’M A BALD BUNNY FEEL A LITTLE CHILLLYYYYY

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BREAKING:

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BREAKING: Chris Howard has a silver Gamecube sitting in his room.

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BREAKING: They got my height right but not my age… apparantly I act like a 28 year old.

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BREAKING: Jordan is only 5’9!?!?!?

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BREAKING: *5’9″

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