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BREAKING: …I have no good comeback.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I love babysitting when they have cable. I can watch Disney channel!!!! (We don’t have cable)

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BREAKING: Babysitting is such a weird word…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: you make a good point. I do not sit on babies. I do however teach children to make grudge noises so they terrify their parents at 2am (the grudge is a horror movie)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: [Mr. Ratburn voice] Oookay.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: my baby (cat) is 4 weeks old tomorrow. Which means I can go visit him…if a get a ride cuz he’s 2 hours away. (I got a new picture of him. His eyes are so blue man!!! Like more so than mine)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Is that a Gollum poster, or a Groot poster?

[Poulet Frit]

Gollum. You’re talking about my room right?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Yep. I was pretty sure it was Gollum, since it had ears…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Oh, right, you don’t even like Guardians of the Galaxy. I’m stupid…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I don’t like GotG, but love groot. I have no groot posters though. Vin diesel is amazing!!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Wait, Vin Diesel voices Groot? Huh.

[Poulet Frit]

Yessssss!!! All he says is “I am groot” and he got paid so much for it!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I’m sure he did…

[Poulet Frit]

BREAKING: I had a heart attack because I refreshed the home page of this website and when it loaded I thought it was the new episode for some reason…nope.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Heart attacks are serious. You should go to the hospital.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I took asprin. (…that’s what you take right??)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Yeah, the non name-brand stuff… is that acetaminophen, or ibuprofen?

[Poulet Frit]

Acetaminophen…I think

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Okeydokey.

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BREAKING: Matthew has been online on Steam for over 24 hours.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: …they know what we are scheming…and that was my amazing meme!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Good. They know the consequences if they fail to post it on time.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Also, did we actually force him to join? The board never discussed it formally.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I am president, and I saw him in a top hat, and decided that we forced him to join, we can decide it formally is need be.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I’m okay with making him an honorary member.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: cool…we still gotta kidnap him

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: True…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: goodbye for tonight. WiFi is slow. And battery is dying. I hope they post

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: That would be nice… *cough* RYAN MATLOCK *cough* 😀

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