BREAKING: …I have no good comeback.
Breaking: I love babysitting when they have cable. I can watch Disney channel!!!! (We don’t have cable)
BREAKING: Babysitting is such a weird word…
Breaking: you make a good point. I do not sit on babies. I do however teach children to make grudge noises so they terrify their parents at 2am (the grudge is a horror movie)
BREAKING: [Mr. Ratburn voice] Oookay.
Breaking: my baby (cat) is 4 weeks old tomorrow. Which means I can go visit him…if a get a ride cuz he’s 2 hours away. (I got a new picture of him. His eyes are so blue man!!! Like more so than mine)
BREAKING: Is that a Gollum poster, or a Groot poster?
Gollum. You’re talking about my room right?
BREAKING: Yep. I was pretty sure it was Gollum, since it had ears…
BREAKING: Oh, right, you don’t even like Guardians of the Galaxy. I’m stupid…
Breaking: I don’t like GotG, but love groot. I have no groot posters though. Vin diesel is amazing!!!
BREAKING: Wait, Vin Diesel voices Groot? Huh.
Yessssss!!! All he says is “I am groot” and he got paid so much for it!!
BREAKING: I’m sure he did…
BREAKING: I had a heart attack because I refreshed the home page of this website and when it loaded I thought it was the new episode for some reason…nope.
BREAKING: Heart attacks are serious. You should go to the hospital.
Breaking: I took asprin. (…that’s what you take right??)
BREAKING: Yeah, the non name-brand stuff… is that acetaminophen, or ibuprofen?
BREAKING: Matthew has been online on Steam for over 24 hours.
Breaking: …they know what we are scheming…and that was my amazing meme!!
BREAKING: Good. They know the consequences if they fail to post it on time.
BREAKING: Also, did we actually force him to join? The board never discussed it formally.
Breaking: I am president, and I saw him in a top hat, and decided that we forced him to join, we can decide it formally is need be.
BREAKING: I’m okay with making him an honorary member.
Breaking: cool…we still gotta kidnap him
Breaking: goodbye for tonight. WiFi is slow. And battery is dying. I hope they post
BREAKING: That would be nice… *cough* RYAN MATLOCK *cough* 😀
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