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Breaking: I’m still subbed to jvj…in the hopes that they post a video
BREAKING: Oh, dear. I started my own podcast and/or Youtube channel and I don’t have any cool music to use as a theme song. My life would just be complete if I knew somebody that knew how to write cool theme songs and/or background music. It turns out Garrett Vandenberg totally does that! If you do audio or visual media check out Garrett Vandenberg at garrettvandenberg.com. His prices are awesome, and his face is hot. That’s g-a-r-r-e-t-t-v-a-n-d-e-n-b-e-r-g.com. My life is complete! Garrett Vandenberg. He completes people.
Breaking: *Googles to see if his fave is actually hot* (don’t judge me)
Breaking: it is
BREAKING: He wrote most of the music for Blimey Cow and stuff.
Breaking: oh ok! Didn’t they talk about him on the podcast?
BREAKING: Yep. Episode 009, maybe?
Breaking: that sounds about right
BREAKING: I always think it’s Episode 006 when it’s actually Episode 009…
Breaking: I will never forget episode 003. It was the first time they said my name (it sounds stupid I know, but…I’m a fan). After that, I don’t remember which episodes my questions have been featured on. I remember a few, but not all off the top of my head
Breaking: oh yes, episode 009 is when somebody, *cough* *cough* Ryan *cough*, got my hopes up by saying he was moving to va…
Breaking: because of this podcast I have more than 32 friends on fb. Now I have 36!!
BREAKING: I don’t remember when they’ve mentioned me… 016, 017, 018, and 023? One of those they didn’t mention me by name, but I knew who they meant…
I know the one were we elected you to email them about the moniker. But I’m not sure about before then, as I didn’t really know who you were
BREAKING: They didn’t mention me before that.
BREAKING: Also, you still don’t really know who I am… (I assume)
…I know, but before the second comment kerfuffle, I just thought of you as “that random guy who might be 12”
BREAKING: ….understandably so.
Breaking: wait, you’re not 12 are you? Because you are super smart and when my mom asked I said that you and mason were between the ages of 14 and 17, because tbh, if you are 12, I’m scared for my iq
(I’m not dumb, but I’m no Einstein either. You are smart. I can math. You english. And if you are 12, then dang, cuz you are only gonna get smarter in high school)
BREAKING: No, I’m not twelve. I’m seven!
Breaking: hey I’m turning 6 soon!!! Well…in a few months
BREAKING: Just kidding, I’m really not seven… or particularly smart. Also, I thought you said we were between 13-17?
Maybe. I don’t remember exactly what I said. Younger than adult. Younger than me. But not 12
Breaking: Kristen has random thoughts. Her latest is…carrot is from like super north (usa standards) do they have sweet tea up there? Does carrot drink sweet tea? (I know carrot is healthy like Jordan taylor. But sweet tea is life)
BREAKING: I assume we have sweet tea… I dunno. If we do, it’s probably significantly less sweet. Also, I’m nowhere near as [whatever Jordan is] as Jordan.
Health kid. That’s what he is. Lol. And that’s good, cuz sugar is life. Along with deep fried food. Mmmm
BREAKING: You forgot milk and carrots.
Breaking: because I don’t like them
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