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  • #4035
    AvatarPoulet Frit
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    Butt the grass/bad word pun could’ve been funny…if I could get the right de-liver-y.
    Unfortunately, you are a kid, so I cannot.
    Maybe next time I will give it a shoe-t
    (I hope it’s cool to use all different kinds of puns, they are the bass-t)

    #4036
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    I find you lack of puns dis-curb-ing.

    #4037
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    We should keep the puns light, so I will try to a-void dark ones

    #4038
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: I didn’t get most of those puns… and I’m okay with that. I’m glad you weren’t kid-ding when saying you wouldn’t make inappropriate puns… also, I’m going to disappear.

    #4039
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: you didn’t get most of them? Aww…have a good night!!!

    #4040
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Maybe I go them… I dunno.

    #4041
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    They were just random puns. Because order isn’t my thing…sorry.

    #4042
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: Okay, then I got them. Also, whatevs.

    #4043
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: carrot just used slang instead of actual grammar.

    #4044
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: Yeah… I’ve done that before…

    #4045
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    I am just teasing

    #4065
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: if you haven’t watch it yet, watch Kristen’s favorite entrePUNeur video
    (I hope it pulls up)

    #4067
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: I can’t stop laughing at work!! This form doesn’t say “second” it says “twoth”

    #4070
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: Or watch some of Carrot’s favorites.


    #4094
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: those are great too!!
    The episode about “come hither” severely reminded myself of my younger self, I had to think if I had ever lived in Indiana (I havent)

    #4095
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Though, I don’t have that many sisters…I only have one. And…I have never done that specifically, I was just a…strange child (and even stranger…”adult”)

    #4101
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    BREAKING: According to his Patreon, Ryan is only $8 away from opening up a PO Box…

    #4106
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: If only I had more money…

    #4108
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: taxes are, in fact, a spawn of the devil. (…today was a day at work)

    #4110
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: I’m sure it’s a taxing job. Because you’ve TOTALLY never heard that one before.

    #4112
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: I use that every day. I also used it during my interview.
    Normally it’s fine. I like taxes. But…this one return, makes me wanna murder taxes

    #4114
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: But do you have a good return for your work?

    #4122
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Nope. Not this year. And I only dislike taxes at the moment because I am working on something I’ve never done and haven’t been training on and I have no clue what’s going on

    #4128
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: It was a pun, in case you didn’t get it…

    #4130
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    I got it. Lol

    #4131
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: Just making sure…

    #4133
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking. I messed up. I’m at kroger and got a sandwich and she said enjoy and I said you as well. Send help

    #4135
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: I’ve never had Kroger’s.

    #4136
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: I got the 3,500th post on the notforum!

    #4137
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    Kroger is a Grocery Store, right?… I’ve only seen Krogers once and that was when we went on a road trip to the creation museum, so I’m guessing it’s an East Coast thing…

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