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  • #3974
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
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    BREAKING: Dang it, I spelled your name wrong and didn’t capitalize. Sorry!

    #3975
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: To #3973: True.

    #3978
    AvatarPoulet Frit
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    BRB while I find something to eat and then eat it

    #3980
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: BRBecue?

    #3983
    AvatarBrooke AC
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    BREAKING: I don’t have an index, I just know my way through these puns like the back of my hand. Also, you spelled my name wrong, Carrot! Do you need support? A brace-lets you have that.

    #3984
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: See #3974. I pinkyou need to have a digit-al index…

    #3985
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    BREAKING: Man, you’re right. I pinky this might count as a digital index, though. We’ve left our (finger)print on the not-forum, for sure.

    #3986
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    BREAKING: Sorry to fracture this, but my time on here for tonight has thumb and gone. Talk to y’all tomorrow!

    #3989
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: See you (sort of) Brooke (I spelled your name right this time!)! Will you be on here on Palm Sunday?

    #3994
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Bye brooke!!
    (Remind me never to pun battle with yall)

    #3995
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: Yes, we can be fightening.

    #4000
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    My bro has a riddle:
    There are 30 cows in a field, twenty eight chickens. How many didnt?

    #4003
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: 10

    #4008
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: have you herd it before?

    #4009
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: Nope. It seems like the question they would ask during the Super Bull.

    #4013
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    I can win this pun cattle

    #4015
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: Trust me, I’m no coward…

    #4019
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: but are you chicken?

    #4021
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: Eggscuse me?

    #4023
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: I’m not yolking… I’m not a shell-out, either.

    #4024
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Hay, mooo-ve over boy, it’s about to get real

    #4026
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: all of carrot’s egg puns

    #4027
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: Udderly real?

    #4028
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: I’m going to milk these puns for all they’re worth… 2% of them will be good.

    #4029
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: you hoof to believe me

    #4030
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: Maybe, but you calf to believe me, too.

    #4031
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Carrot, if you win, don’t goat

    #4032
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    ….the only pun I can think of uses the word grass in place of a bad word…barn!

    #4033
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: I won’t, as long as ewe aren’t sheepish when ewe lose. Was that a baaad pun? Maybe it was just lamb… or ramdom.

    #4034
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: Yes, it’s better to be lofty above crude puns.

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