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BREAKING: Dang it, I spelled your name wrong and didn’t capitalize. Sorry!
BREAKING: To #3973: True.
BRB while I find something to eat and then eat it
BREAKING: I don’t have an index, I just know my way through these puns like the back of my hand. Also, you spelled my name wrong, Carrot! Do you need support? A brace-lets you have that.
BREAKING: See #3974. I pinkyou need to have a digit-al index…
BREAKING: Man, you’re right. I pinky this might count as a digital index, though. We’ve left our (finger)print on the not-forum, for sure.
BREAKING: Sorry to fracture this, but my time on here for tonight has thumb and gone. Talk to y’all tomorrow!
BREAKING: See you (sort of) Brooke (I spelled your name right this time!)! Will you be on here on Palm Sunday?
(Remind me never to pun battle with yall)
BREAKING: Yes, we can be fightening.
My bro has a riddle:
There are 30 cows in a field, twenty eight chickens. How many didnt?
Breaking: have you herd it before?
BREAKING: Nope. It seems like the question they would ask during the Super Bull.
I can win this pun cattle
BREAKING: Trust me, I’m no coward…
Breaking: but are you chicken?
BREAKING: Eggscuse me?
BREAKING: I’m not yolking… I’m not a shell-out, either.
Hay, mooo-ve over boy, it’s about to get real
Breaking: all of carrot’s egg puns
BREAKING: Udderly real?
BREAKING: I’m going to milk these puns for all they’re worth… 2% of them will be good.
Breaking: you hoof to believe me
BREAKING: Maybe, but you calf to believe me, too.
Carrot, if you win, don’t goat
….the only pun I can think of uses the word grass in place of a bad word…barn!
BREAKING: I won’t, as long as ewe aren’t sheepish when ewe lose. Was that a baaad pun? Maybe it was just lamb… or ramdom.
BREAKING: Yes, it’s better to be lofty above crude puns.
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