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March 13, 2017 at 8:28 pm #3974

Josiah the Carrot Stick
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BREAKING: Dang it, I spelled your name wrong and didn’t capitalize. Sorry!

March 13, 2017 at 8:29 pm #3975

Josiah the Carrot Stick
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BREAKING: To #3973: True.

March 13, 2017 at 8:30 pm #3978

Poulet Frit
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BRB while I find something to eat and then eat it

March 13, 2017 at 8:31 pm #3980

Josiah the Carrot Stick
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BREAKING: BRBecue?

March 13, 2017 at 8:39 pm #3983

Brooke AC
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BREAKING: I don’t have an index, I just know my way through these puns like the back of my hand. Also, you spelled my name wrong, Carrot! Do you need support? A brace-lets you have that.

March 13, 2017 at 8:41 pm #3984

Josiah the Carrot Stick
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BREAKING: See #3974. I pinkyou need to have a digit-al index…

March 13, 2017 at 8:44 pm #3985

Brooke AC
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BREAKING: Man, you’re right. I pinky this might count as a digital index, though. We’ve left our (finger)print on the not-forum, for sure.

March 13, 2017 at 8:45 pm #3986

Brooke AC
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BREAKING: Sorry to fracture this, but my time on here for tonight has thumb and gone. Talk to y’all tomorrow!

March 13, 2017 at 8:48 pm #3989

Josiah the Carrot Stick
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BREAKING: See you (sort of) Brooke (I spelled your name right this time!)! Will you be on here on Palm Sunday?

March 13, 2017 at 8:50 pm #3994

Poulet Frit
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Bye brooke!!
(Remind me never to pun battle with yall)

March 13, 2017 at 8:50 pm #3995

Josiah the Carrot Stick
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BREAKING: Yes, we can be fightening.

March 13, 2017 at 8:55 pm #4000

Poulet Frit
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My bro has a riddle:
There are 30 cows in a field, twenty eight chickens. How many didnt?

March 13, 2017 at 8:56 pm #4003

Josiah the Carrot Stick
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BREAKING: 10

March 13, 2017 at 8:57 pm #4008

Poulet Frit
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Breaking: have you herd it before?

March 13, 2017 at 8:58 pm #4009

Josiah the Carrot Stick
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BREAKING: Nope. It seems like the question they would ask during the Super Bull.

March 13, 2017 at 9:00 pm #4013

Poulet Frit
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I can win this pun cattle

March 13, 2017 at 9:00 pm #4015

Josiah the Carrot Stick
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BREAKING: Trust me, I’m no coward…

March 13, 2017 at 9:02 pm #4019

Poulet Frit
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Breaking: but are you chicken?

March 13, 2017 at 9:04 pm #4021

Josiah the Carrot Stick
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BREAKING: Eggscuse me?

March 13, 2017 at 9:04 pm #4023

Josiah the Carrot Stick
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BREAKING: I’m not yolking… I’m not a shell-out, either.

March 13, 2017 at 9:05 pm #4024

Poulet Frit
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Hay, mooo-ve over boy, it’s about to get real

March 13, 2017 at 9:06 pm #4026

Poulet Frit
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Breaking: all of carrot’s egg puns

March 13, 2017 at 9:06 pm #4027

Josiah the Carrot Stick
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BREAKING: Udderly real?

March 13, 2017 at 9:06 pm #4028

Josiah the Carrot Stick
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BREAKING: I’m going to milk these puns for all they’re worth… 2% of them will be good.

March 13, 2017 at 9:07 pm #4029

Poulet Frit
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Breaking: you hoof to believe me

March 13, 2017 at 9:08 pm #4030

Josiah the Carrot Stick
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BREAKING: Maybe, but you calf to believe me, too.

March 13, 2017 at 9:09 pm #4031

Poulet Frit
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Carrot, if you win, don’t goat

March 13, 2017 at 9:10 pm #4032

Poulet Frit
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….the only pun I can think of uses the word grass in place of a bad word…barn!

March 13, 2017 at 9:11 pm #4033

Josiah the Carrot Stick
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BREAKING: I won’t, as long as ewe aren’t sheepish when ewe lose. Was that a baaad pun? Maybe it was just lamb… or ramdom.

March 13, 2017 at 9:12 pm #4034

Josiah the Carrot Stick
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BREAKING: Yes, it’s better to be lofty above crude puns.
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