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[Poulet Frit]

Butt the grass/bad word pun could’ve been funny…if I could get the right de-liver-y.
Unfortunately, you are a kid, so I cannot.
Maybe next time I will give it a shoe-t
(I hope it’s cool to use all different kinds of puns, they are the bass-t)

[Poulet Frit]

I find you lack of puns dis-curb-ing.

[Poulet Frit]

We should keep the puns light, so I will try to a-void dark ones

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I didn’t get most of those puns… and I’m okay with that. I’m glad you weren’t kid-ding when saying you wouldn’t make inappropriate puns… also, I’m going to disappear.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: you didn’t get most of them? Aww…have a good night!!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Maybe I go them… I dunno.

[Poulet Frit]

They were just random puns. Because order isn’t my thing…sorry.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Okay, then I got them. Also, whatevs.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: carrot just used slang instead of actual grammar.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Yeah… I’ve done that before…

[Poulet Frit]

I am just teasing

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: if you haven’t watch it yet, watch Kristen’s favorite entrePUNeur video
(I hope it pulls up)

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I can’t stop laughing at work!! This form doesn’t say “second” it says “twoth”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Or watch some of Carrot’s favorites.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: those are great too!!
The episode about “come hither” severely reminded myself of my younger self, I had to think if I had ever lived in Indiana (I havent)

[Poulet Frit]

Though, I don’t have that many sisters…I only have one. And…I have never done that specifically, I was just a…strange child (and even stranger…”adult”)

[Masøn M.]

BREAKING: According to his Patreon, Ryan is only $8 away from opening up a PO Box…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: If only I had more money…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: taxes are, in fact, a spawn of the devil. (…today was a day at work)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I’m sure it’s a taxing job. Because you’ve TOTALLY never heard that one before.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I use that every day. I also used it during my interview.
Normally it’s fine. I like taxes. But…this one return, makes me wanna murder taxes

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: But do you have a good return for your work?

[Poulet Frit]

Nope. Not this year. And I only dislike taxes at the moment because I am working on something I’ve never done and haven’t been training on and I have no clue what’s going on

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: It was a pun, in case you didn’t get it…

[Poulet Frit]

I got it. Lol

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Just making sure…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking. I messed up. I’m at kroger and got a sandwich and she said enjoy and I said you as well. Send help

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I’ve never had Kroger’s.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I got the 3,500th post on the notforum!

[Masøn M.]

Kroger is a Grocery Store, right?… I’ve only seen Krogers once and that was when we went on a road trip to the creation museum, so I’m guessing it’s an East Coast thing…

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