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BREAKING: Dang it, I spelled your name wrong and didn’t capitalize. Sorry!
BREAKING: To #3973: True.
BRB while I find something to eat and then eat it
BREAKING: BRBecue?
BREAKING: I don’t have an index, I just know my way through these puns like the back of my hand. Also, you spelled my name wrong, Carrot! Do you need support? A brace-lets you have that.
BREAKING: See #3974. I pinkyou need to have a digit-al index…
BREAKING: Man, you’re right. I pinky this might count as a digital index, though. We’ve left our (finger)print on the not-forum, for sure.
BREAKING: Sorry to fracture this, but my time on here for tonight has thumb and gone. Talk to y’all tomorrow!
BREAKING: See you (sort of) Brooke (I spelled your name right this time!)! Will you be on here on Palm Sunday?
Bye brooke!! (Remind me never to pun battle with yall)
BREAKING: Yes, we can be fightening.
My bro has a riddle: There are 30 cows in a field, twenty eight chickens. How many didnt?
BREAKING: 10
Breaking: have you herd it before?
BREAKING: Nope. It seems like the question they would ask during the Super Bull.
I can win this pun cattle
BREAKING: Trust me, I’m no coward…
Breaking: but are you chicken?
BREAKING: Eggscuse me?
BREAKING: I’m not yolking… I’m not a shell-out, either.
Hay, mooo-ve over boy, it’s about to get real
Breaking: all of carrot’s egg puns
BREAKING: Udderly real?
BREAKING: I’m going to milk these puns for all they’re worth… 2% of them will be good.
Breaking: you hoof to believe me
BREAKING: Maybe, but you calf to believe me, too.
Carrot, if you win, don’t goat
….the only pun I can think of uses the word grass in place of a bad word…barn!
BREAKING: I won’t, as long as ewe aren’t sheepish when ewe lose. Was that a baaad pun? Maybe it was just lamb… or ramdom.
BREAKING: Yes, it’s better to be lofty above crude puns.
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