[Manalive Smith]

I had no idea how strict the spelling was for interjections, and you are being nominated for Janitor of the Year because you are one of the world’s greatest janitors obviously.
#wedon’tdiscussthesockpuppets
#yeahI’musingapostrophesyouwanttomakesomethingofit
#bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

#HorrayAngiePosted!

[Manalive Smith]

How dare you! I’m personally quite fond of the British Empire of Sock Puppets. Though I do endorse your support for Carrot as Janitor of the year. #Swahili #bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

*Careful* not Carefully. I should be more carefully about my typing.

#bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

I just tried googling “Josiah the Carrot Stick New England”. This was the first non-auxcable related link. I thought you might appreciate just how esoteric it is.

http://archive.boston.com/bostonglobe/ideas/articles/2009/03/08/carrot_unstuck/

Carefully. You shouldn’t click links from a suspected spammer. #bringbackfranklin #whyisn’thebackyet #areapostrophesallowedinhastags

[Manalive Smith]

I have not the time nor the energy. #bringbackfranklin (I told you I would get it eventually)

[Manalive Smith]

They did a road trip to find Odyssey. #yeahJosiahisstillaround #bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

#someonehastodoitwhenJosiahisnotaround

[Manalive Smith]

Now that I look at it, I think the comma after Josiah was largely unnecessary. #bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

#bringbackfranklin #badatrememberinghastags

[Manalive Smith]

Still it’s only six states and they’re pretty close together. We could have a Ceiling Fan style road trip to find Josiah, and canvas the region.

[Manalive Smith]

#thatmomentwhen you congratulate Josiah. #bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

#bringbackfranklin
(I’ll get it down eventually)

[Manalive Smith]

Somewhere cold, and east of New York. There are six possibilities: Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, Connecticut, Rhode Island, and Massachusetts. I believe Massachusetts has the highest population so that is the most likely location. Unfortunately the Red Sox are the only major league team in the region (according to Wikipedia) so that brings us no closer to your location.

[Manalive Smith]

Now that I state that train of thought aloud, I wonder what station it departed from. #bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

Did I guess your state right? There is only so much New England to go around, and my second grade teacher has family in New Hampshire so it would be cool if you turned out to be her grandchild. #bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

#bringbackfranklin
(Why is it so hard to do that before I hit submit?)

[Manalive Smith]

And younger than me, and living in New Hampshire or some such place.

[Manalive Smith]

#bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

#sentenceswithoutspacesaredifficulttoread!!

[Manalive Smith]

#octothorpe (my personal favorite hashtag)

[Manalive Smith]

All that to say, I still really need to get rid of this kayak.
#bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

I wrote it normally, then google translated it into Hindi and back. So much better than I was expecting.
Sorry, I don’t provide toasters. You’re thinking of the Royal Bank of Scotland.
#bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

I find that highly unlikely

#bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

#bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

Congratulations, as a provider of 8,442th post on Matthew Knot-Forum, you have won a free kayak. Contact us for more information.

[Manalive Smith]

I may have to end every post from here on out with #bringbackfranklin.

[Manalive Smith]

You know my father!!! How?

[Manalive Smith]

Forty nine times we fought that beast.

[Manalive Smith]

Just a quick post to assure you that I am yet living. I haven’t been on for the last few days because I’ve been deep in the final performances of the King and I, also I hate arguments. I am wholly Pro-Milk, and it makes me smile to see you two concluding this debate so civilly. I have been neglecting my civic duty throughout the other votes, and I don’t intend to stop now. Also, I miss Franklin.

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