Heads Up: Accounts and Spam

[Matthew]

Just a heads up for you, our not-forum friends!

We’ve been getting a bunch of junk submitted to the website from bots, including messages, fake accounts, etc. Our security filters and such have done their jobs to keep this stuff from becoming bothersome for us all. Today I went through and removed all of the accounts that were flagged as suspicious. All of your legitimate accounts should remain unaffected, but if you do encounter a problem, please let me know! I’m always happy to help. 🙂

Ryan and I are both still blown away by this little community forming around The Aux Cable. Thank you so much for your continued support and feedback! We’re doing our best to keep this a safe and friendly place!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

How do we know this post isn’t spam? SPAMCEPTION.

[Manalive Smith]

Congratulations, as a provider of 8,442th post on Matthew Knot-Forum, you have won a free kayak. Contact us for more information.

[Manalive Smith]

#bringbackfranklin

[Dawn]

0.0 MANALIVE SMITH IS A SPAMMER AND HE USES PATREON AS A SPRINGBOARD TO REACH A LARGER AUDIENCE #DawnConspiracyTheories

[Awkward Potato]

#relatable #bringbackfranklin

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Dang, why can’t I win a toaster? #bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

I wrote it normally, then google translated it into Hindi and back. So much better than I was expecting.
Sorry, I don’t provide toasters. You’re thinking of the Royal Bank of Scotland.
#bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

All that to say, I still really need to get rid of this kayak.
#bringbackfranklin

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You don’t happen to have a copy of Majora’s Mask sitting around, too, do you? #bringbackfranklin

[AuxCableAngie]

Matthew: *says serious update thing*
Auxi Clan: “WE WILL HAVE NONE OF THAT SERIOUS STUFF HERE SIR!!! SWAHIILI!!!!! #bringbackfranklin #downwiththebritishempireofsockpuppets!!!!! #carrotforjanitoroftheyear!!!!”

[Manalive Smith]

How dare you! I’m personally quite fond of the British Empire of Sock Puppets. Though I do endorse your support for Carrot as Janitor of the year. #Swahili #bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

#HorrayAngiePosted!

[AuxCableAngie]

#angiecouldntnotpostonthisnotthread ? As soon a I read a serious post from Matthew I knew it was going to go kittens in here ?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*#hooray not #horray Why did I get nominated for Janitor of the Year? I’m confused. Also, what’s this about sock puppets? #bringbackfranklin

[AuxCableAngie]

Carrot how could you not be janitor of the year? As you have just made an example of this fact, you’re always making the most effort to clean up our grammatical errors! #bringbackfranklin #whointheworldisfranklin?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

DOUBLE NEGATIVE!!!

[Manalive Smith]

I had no idea how strict the spelling was for interjections, and you are being nominated for Janitor of the Year because you are one of the world’s greatest janitors obviously.
#wedon’tdiscussthesockpuppets
#yeahI’musingapostrophesyouwanttomakesomethingofit
#bringbackfranklin

[AuxCableAngie]

YOU’RE A DOUBLE NEGATIVE

[Manalive Smith]

#howcouldyounotknowwhofranklinis

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

YOUR FACE IS A DOUBLE NEGATIVE
#bringbackfranklin

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW WHO FRANKLIN IS?!?!
#bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

My taste in music is a double negative! #bringbackfranklin

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Manalive is a genius.
#bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

Mason should be arriving any second now. #bringbackfranklin

[AuxCableAngie]

MY FACE IS A WORK OF POSITIVE NEGATIVITY THANK YOU VERY MUCH!! #stilldontknowwhofranklinisbutassoonashecomesbackhecanbethenewjanitor

[Manalive Smith]

#whatiffranklindoesn’twanttobethenewjanitor
#doesthatmeanwe’regettingridofjosiahifhewinsjanitoroftheyear
#BRINGBACKFRANKLIN!!!

[AuxCableAngie]

I think there will be a face off as soon as they #bringbackfranklin to see who will be the janitor of the year

[Manalive Smith]

But we were just finishing up the last face off. I don’t want to go through another season of campaigning.
#bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

#butdon’tmakehimajanitor

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