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[Manalive Smith]

#unlesshereallywantstobeajanitor

[Matthew]

Yanno… This is exactly what I was expecting would happen. *shakes head*

Yay for meeting expectations, though, eh?

[Manalive Smith]

Are you trying to sound as Canadian as possible or does it just happen?
#bringbackfranklin

[AuxCableAngie]

MOOSE BIRD STRIKES AGAIN, EH

[Poulet Frit]

I care about what you really had to say, Matt!!!!!!!
#yesI’makissup
#don’tjudgeme
#howdoIhashtag
#what’swrongwithus
#letMooseBirdfly
#bringbackFranklin

[Poulet Frit]

On a serious note, MooseBirdMatt, it stinks that you have to deal either bots and junk. And hopefully none get through or weirdos… (oh wait…I’m here).

And this community wouldn’t’ve started if yall didn’t start the podcast. So keep it up, MooseBirdMatt.

On a less serious note…WHERE IS FRANKLIN!?!?!?!?!
#bringbackfranklin
#IthinkI’mfunny
#where’smyburrito?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Sorry, Matthew… this was supposed to be a serious thread and I messed that up. Apologies.
#bringbackfranklin

[Masøn M.]

What if this is BirdMoose warning us about their clones, which are technically ‘bots’… This was the last message they could put out so they subliminally warned us…

[Poulet Frit]

…it’s happening.
…they have been taken. This was the warning.
they must’ve left clues as to where they were taken. We must find them.

[Masøn M.]

If you take all the capital letters in his post it makes –

JWOTAIRITACTW

[Masøn M.]

It can’t be that simple though… #ithassomethingtodowithfranklin

[Poulet Frit]

Jwotairitactw.
J wot air I tact w.
J what air attack w.
What is the j and w???? Initials?

[Poulet Frit]

That I how interpret it. Wot air I tact

[Poulet Frit]

James Winokur.
Franklin’s real name

[Poulet Frit]

Franklin was a lie.
If yall got better conspiracies, let me know

[Poulet Frit]

Alternatively:
JWOTAIRITACTW

WTCATIRIATOWJ

It could be backwards:
“Were taken”
But what is the rest of it

[Masøn M.]

After converting the first code to numbers, 10 23 15 20 1 9 18 9 20 1 3 20 23, a Google search of these numbers brings up Criminal Alien Requirement 9… Could they be shape-shifting aliens?

[Masøn M.]

A SEARCH OF THE CODE NUMBERS REVERSED, 23 20 3 1 20 9 18 9 1 20 15 23 10, BRINGS UP NASA… THIS IS MUCH DEEPER THAN SIMPLY CLONES.

[Masøn M.]

The keywords Franklin and Alien on Google came up with this…
https://www.amazon.com/Ben-Franklin-Alien-J-Wabash/dp/0615725651

[Poulet Frit]

IT’S BY JW

[Poulet Frit]

I cannot process all of this!!!!!
What does this mean?
Matt is an Alien! That’s already proven…

[Poulet Frit]

I’ve been looking into working at NASA…

What if it’s me? …and I just don’t know…because an alien has taken over my body!!!

[Masøn M.]

Oh dang, I didn’t even realize it was written by JW!! Irrefutable evidence, clearly…

[Poulet Frit]

I CANNOT EVEN RIGHT NOW!!!!
I talked to Matthew on fb yesterday…what if it want him?!?!

[Poulet Frit]

Wasn’t* not want

[Masøn M.]

So, if Matt was already an Alien… What if he came to earth to flee his home planet but now his home planet has sent people to eliminate him!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

What if Carrot’s name is actually Josiah?

[Poulet Frit]

J. C. Wabash also wrote a book called Aliens Can’t Tell Time.
Who else can’t tell time? Ryan. He’s always late!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

No alien would be able to develop a Canadian accent that good.

[Masøn M.]

If Carrot’s name is actually Josiah then that would just send our theories crashing to the ground…

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