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[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Turns out my name is Josiah. HA!

[Masøn M.]

J. C…. Josiah Carrot… Are we all a part of this in some small way!?!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Dang it. They figured it out.

[Masøn M.]

https://www.amazon.com/Moor-Mason-Alien-Journals-UFOteacher/dp/1511667982
I must be unwittingly part of it too…

[Poulet Frit]

…how am I a part of this exactly??
And maybe that’s the thing. All of us drove them into insanity.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Not sure, but this came up when I googled “Kristen aliens.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristen_Hager

[Awkward Potato]

I don’t know about any of this. All I know is apparently I’m a meme. Probably an alien, too. Who knows?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

POTATOOOOOOOOOOO
#bringbackfranklin

[Awkward Potato]

Oh yeah… #bringbackfranklin

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I forgot it too…
#bringbackfranklin

[Awkward Potato]

But do we really want to bring back Franklin if he’s an alien? #bringbackfranklin?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Who cares… we don’t want to be racist, do we? #bringbackfranklin

[Awkward Potato]

Of course not!!! How dare you suggest such a thing?? #saynotoracism #equality #bringbackfranklin

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

#alienlivesmatter #endersgame #bringbackfranklin

[Poulet Frit]

…wait. Kristen Hager?
…………..

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Apparently. #bringbackfranklin

[Poulet Frit]

…that’s interesting.
As superchris’ last name is hager.
And that actress is from canada.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh, I didn’t realize that she was from Canada. That’s funny. #bringbackfranklin

[Poulet Frit]

…this is too ironic

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeah… I was kind of amused when I found it. #bringbackfranklin

[Poulet Frit]

I’m scared…
Kristen (that’s me)
Hager (that’s chris)
Alien (that’s matt)
Canada (that’s canada)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

#bringbackfranklin

[Poulet Frit]

#franklinisn’treal

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

#BRINGBACKFRANKLINWHETHERHE’SREALORNOT

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Autotune? #bringbackfranklin

[Poulet Frit]

My kitty is the cutest thing ever

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

HUUUUMAAAAAAAAN!!!! Right as I’m about to disappear…

[Poulet Frit]

Goodbye, carrot, I was having kitty time and food time.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well, don’t be unhealthy and leave good hashtags. #bringbackfranklin

[Brooke AC]

Wow. I missed a lot.
#bringbackfranklin

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