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[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Shoot. I noticed that as the page was reloading so I could view your comment.

[Poulet Frit]

Mwahaha

[Poulet Frit]

Carrot, you know which company I work for. Stephen colbert went undercover as a tax pro. It was hilarious!! Please watch. (Very very slightly adulty)
When a real tax pro was interviewing stephen, stephen’s reactions are….exactly ones that I have gotten…

[Poulet Frit]

[Poulet Frit]

I’m not saying I work for that company…but it’s a great company. Nice people. Funny video!

[Poulet Frit]

I would be so fired.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That’s pretty funny…

[Poulet Frit]

I’ve seen it so many times now!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

This is also exceedingly hilarious. Again, brief adult humor.

[Poulet Frit]

I will watch it after work

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It’s pretty funny…

[Poulet Frit]

I’ll watch it in between work and a wedding I have to go to…I promise!

[Poulet Frit]

But honestly, when I ask people if they are married…a lot of them are like “oh, honey I’m flattered…but your not my type. I’m old enough to be your grandpa” when THAT IS NOT WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE, MAN!!!!
I’ve gotten good at asking it in a certain way and then we tend to chuckle afterwards. Depending on their answer

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

But we all got a Chicken-Woman-Duck-Thing waiting for us.

[Poulet Frit]

Are you calling me a chicken woman duck thing?

[Poulet Frit]

If to are, then you did your research about french fried chicken. Because I don’t think I said it. But french fried chicken is just fried chicken fried in duck fat

[Poulet Frit]

If you are*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

No, it’s just that every day I worry all day about what’s waiting in the bushes of love.

[Poulet Frit]

Are you quoting that video I haven’t seen yet? Because if not…I’m worried about you

[Masøn M.]

I wish I got scam emails now, that video is incredible…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

No, I am not quoting that video.

[Poulet Frit]

…I’m worried about you carrot. The only thing hiding in the bushes of love is Chris evans!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

But there’s a Chicken-Woman-Duck-Thing waiting for us.

[Poulet Frit]

Maybe to kill you

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Probably. There’s another one.

[Poulet Frit]

I watched it. It’s funny cuz my nickname is kitkat

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

GIANT GUMMY LIZARD!

[Poulet Frit]

I will have to watch part 2 after the wedding…maybe if I have time.
Type at yall later

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Bye.

[Manalive Smith]

Forty nine times we fought that beast.

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