Speaking of closets… I was at a friends house, and he was talking about who else was coming…
Friends: So, Joe, Bill, and Pete are coming at the same time… Bob is also coming. Do you know Bob?
Bob, suddenly appearing behind us: Yes, he does
Also, at the end of a movie:
Friend #1: Yeah, he becomes one of the main villains.
Pete: I become one of the main villains.
Bob and I, at pretty much the exact same time: YOUR FACE BECOMES ONE OF THE MAIN VILLAINS!!!!
Bob and I (not at the same time): Well that was weird.