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Josiah and Brooke with their puns… You’ve really left a marker on this not-forum…

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“Sarcastic Fried Chicken Cat”
Oh hey, that’s exactly what they serve at KFC…

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The new Karate Kid is actually more of a horror movie… It’s horrificly horrible…

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Narrator – You see, this is the way everyone wished it had happened, but it was not, in fact, this was Mason’s fantasy about how he wished it’d happened, for he was rather thin and scrawny, far from the Mason that ping-ponged his way to saving the world…

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Yes

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Seriously, just go watch all of John Christ’s vids…

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#thatmomentwhen you want a new picture that is more of a face, and you want it to kinda look like you, and you want it to be drawn, but you literally cannot even draw a circle…

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So, for future reference, just stay in the closet till we give you the the secret word and you can come out…

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I’m surprised Carrot can do doge memes without cringing, considering they revolve completely around grammar mistakes…

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Breaking: #PunOffATX on Twitter is incredible right now…

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Breaking: I think my attempts to convince my parents to take me down to the competition failed… 🙁

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Okay, I’m not Killian, Kristen… I don’t wear leather… I don’t wear makeup… I do tend to wear a lot of black, though, so I constantly look emo… And I am a pirate who prefers to do pirating indoors without the fear of everything that’s outside because the outside is scary…

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I may or may not be one of the pirates on this grand ole S.S. Not Forum…

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Hello, I’m not Explosive Yeast. You can clearly see that because my greatness level is way below his.

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Yeah, that’s why I’m doing Biology in a classroom…Because everything I read also leaves my brain… Carrot, did you use Apologia? Just curious…

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Science has never really been my strong point, but I believe that’s because I’ve never really done it in a classroom… Way back when I did Botany in a classroom and it’s the science I remember most… And it was ages ago… So I’m hoping that everything turns out good…

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I am doing… well? Good?… I can never figure it out… Just preparing because not only do I have to catch up on stuff during summer but I’m doing summer Biology and stuff… That’s a class that usually takes a whole school year in only 3 months, so that’ll be REAL fun… But, I mean, I won’t have to worry about science next school year, so that’s a plus…

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I suppose… But still… lol

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Everyone is telling Matthew to feel better… But no one is acknowledging the fact that he said “Loosey Goosey”…

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Lol… So I really SHOULD pick up EVERYTHING…

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Ah, okay… That’s definitely what I missed… I’ve been trying to get that… That’s the problem with this game, it lets you continue even if you don’t have everything!

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I experienced no Babblefish and Vogon Poetry reading was easy… Is it supposed to be hard? Lol

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Breaking: O Henry Pun Off Day is on Saturday… and it’s 30 minutes away… I’m trying to convince my parents to take me XD

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Nope… lol… if you want a brief taste of what he is like you can watch his ‘CoryxHighlights’ videos… they are just compilations of funny moments, usually of him randomly freestyle rapping or getting jumpscared and falling out of his chair XD

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One of his quirks is that he’s always trying to ‘get the girl’ or whatever, and he’ll make booty jokes, but he’s nearly ALWAYS at least PG

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As for inappropriate games… I think his most ‘inappropriate’ series is Yandere Sim… but it’s flipping hilarious…

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The 2nd AWESOME thing about Cory is… When he plays a game with language… he bleeps it all. He legit bleeps the game… if you go back far enough he doesn’t bleep them, but they are usually bleeped…

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I’ve binged Cory for the last week… I’ve watched WAY too much of in lately XD

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His channel basically revolves around horror… He’ll play a one-off game occasionally, but yeah…

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Yeah, Cory is hilarious… He’s just all around amazing…

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