I'm new but not really….

[Masøn M.]

“Sarcastic Fried Chicken Cat”
Oh hey, that’s exactly what they serve at KFC…

[Poulet Frit]

…oh my word, mason

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Which word?

[Poulet Frit]

…the word

[Masøn M.]

Bird, bird, bird, bird is the word

[Poulet Frit]

That song is life

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m confused.

[Poulet Frit]

…it’s a song

[Madeline hoppenstedt]

I don’t listen to many soundtracks… well, I’m listening to Bibleman soundtracks right now so, if that counts for anything.

[Manalive Smith]

It definitely counts for something. I’m not sure what it counts for, but definitely something.

[Madeline hoppenstedt]

Christian Kid points, perhaps?

[Brooke AC]

To #14897: You don’t talk that much about your stalking anymore. I consider that drawing it in.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ah. I probably have drawn it in to some extent, simply because I have gathered sufficient information about most people.

[Dawn]

That sounds…so creepy.

[Masøn M.]

I’ve practically given all my personal info away…

[Poulet Frit]

My stuff is too easy to find

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Agreed. (to all three posts)

[Manalive Smith]

Still can’t find a definitive last name for Josiah.

[Poulet Frit]

Me neither

[Manalive Smith]

Is this definitive proof that he is an experimental grammar correct bot. Presumably built by Matthew Bird.

[Poulet Frit]

I accept that as headcanon.

[Madeline hoppenstedt]

Could Josiah be a secret account of Matthew’s?

[Explosive Yeast]

Whoa my whole life been a lie.

[Manalive Smith]

I feel like Josiah has a very distinct writing style from Matthew’s and a very mechanical way of responding to all the threads, that’s why I’m going with a bot.

[Poulet Frit]

Matthew doesn’t speak like that

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You have no idea how amusing I find this.

[Poulet Frit]

Bots don’t have emotion

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

LALALALALAAAAA

[Manalive Smith]

Theoretically bots can simulate emotion. Think about them like a fictional character. Does a fictional character have a consciousness or have feelings. Not in and of themselves but they were created by an author/programmer with those things, and they can be made to appear as if they do.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Does anybody legitimately think that I’m a bot?

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