Masøn M.One word. Serial killer.
Masøn M.What I’m trying to do is inspire everyone else to do the same and keep this thread alive… it doesn’t even need to be full songs, I just could find a good place to stop on Bohemian Rhapsody lol… so don’t say your lyrics stink. Plenty of my lines were just me not being able to think of anything… But let me inspire you to get your own creative juices flowing… For that is why I am here
Masøn M.Okay, but seriously, I wanna do a few more of these, so leave some suggestions for me… I was thinking of doing “Radioactive”, going something like
————–
This is it
Butterfly Apocalypse
Woah-oh
I’m waking up
I see it on my phone,
It’s a brand new episode!
[Something Something Something] FACE
[Something Something] FACE
[Something Something Something] FACE
[Something Something] FACE
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh, guys
… And I don’t really know, so maybe not… But seriously, leave some suggestions this is way too fun…
Masøn M.Lol, I’m honored, but I have added a few syllables here and there so it’d be pretty hard…
Masøn M.Idek what is life…
Masøn M.I just realized why my friends think I’m weird XD
Masøn M.(Bohemian Rhapsody)
Is this the real Ryan?
Is this just fantasy?
He’s on the website
What even is reality?
Open your eyes
Look up at the replies and seeee
I’m just a homeschooled boy, I need no sympathy
Because I make some puns, they all go
I might cry, I’m alone
Anyway the people go doesn’t really matter to me, to me
Anggiiiieeee kidnappedd the guyyysss
Tied some rope around their heads
Threw them both under the bed
Anggiiiieeee, the podcast had juusssttt begguunnn
But now Ryan has gone and moved away
MATTHEEWWWWWWWWWW OOOOOHHH OOHHH OOHHHHH
DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY
IF I DON’T MAKE A SONG ABOUT YOU THIS TIME TOMORROW
CARRY ON, CARRY ON, since this whole thing doesn’t matter
Too late, your time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
My ears are aching for advice
Goodnight, everybody, I’ve got to goo
Gotta leave my phone behind and face the truth
YOUUU GUUYYYSSSS OH OH OH
I JUST WANT ADVICE
I SOMETIMES WISH THAT RYAN NEVER MOVED AT ALLLL
(intense high pitched ryan and matthew electric guitar sound effects)
I see a little flash of light, oh man oh man
A BIRD MOOSE, A BIRD MOOSE, WILL YOU EDIT THE AUX CABLE
LOTS OF PUNS AND VOICE CRACKING
VERY VERY SATISFYING
AWKWARD POTATO (AWKWARD POTATO)
AWKWARD POTATO (AWKWARD POTATO)
AWKWARD POTATO HOW ARE YOU
JOSIAH THE CARRO-O-O-O-OT STICK
I’m just a homeschooled boy, everybody shuns me
HE’S JUST A HOMESCHOOLED BOY FROM A SEMI-BIG FAMILY
SPARE HIM HIS LIFE, HE’S A MIDDLE CHILD YOU SEEEE
Angie comes, Matthew asks, “Will you let me go”
CANADA! NO, I WILL NOT LET YOU GO (LET ME GOOO)
CANADA! I WILL NOT LET YOU GO (LET ME GOOO)
CANADA! I WILL NOT LET YOU GO (LET ME GOOO)
WILL NOT LET YOU GO (LET ME GOO)
NEVER LET YOU GO, OH
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
Oh, Poulet Frit-a, Poulet Frit-a (Poulet Frit-a, let me go)
RISE OF THE KUMQUAT IS TO BLAME FOR ALL OF THESE, FOR THESE, FOR THEESSEEEE
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN POST MEMES TO MAKE UP FOR YOUR LIIEEESSS
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SCHEDULE FOR WEDNESDAY AND NOT POST ‘TILL MIDNIIIGGHHHTTT
OH RYAN, CAN’T DO THIS TO ME, RYAN
JUST GET IT OUT, JUST GET THE EPISODE RIGHT OUT ON HERE
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters ‘cept memes…
Anytime you choose to post…
Guys this took 2x as long as the last one I need to stop right now but I can’t this is stupid fun XD
Masøn M.Tis what I am here for
Masøn M.Thank you… Thank you all…
Masøn M.I’m proud of this one..
Somebody once told me the Pun King was Pun Diddley
They ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
Chris was looking kind of dumb with his long hair and his man bun
Protruding out from the back of his huge head
Well, the FACES start coming and they don’t stop coming
Angie kidnapped Ryan Matlock and she left his house running
Didn’t make sense not to stay up to one
Cause they posted their episode late, it’s so dumb
So much to do, so much to hear
To come up with their podcast name, it took them about a year
Then Apple had to go and remove it
Now the name of the show doesn’t really fit
Hey now, they’re the pun kings, except for Matthew, I’m sorry, eh.
Hey now, the podcasts awesome, they get their show on, but don’t get paid
All Ryan’s free time is now gone
Go support him at Patreon.com…
GUYS I AM PROBABLY TOO PROUD OF THIS BUT I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT IT TOOK ME 25 MINUTES LOL…
Masøn M.Because Chris’ Lip Syncing is awesome
Masøn M.Merry Haiku Day!
May your dreams be poetic
Like this not-forum.
Masøn M.#thatmomentwhen your internet has been out all morning and now it’s 12:30 and you haven’t done any school because it requires internet and you are so tired from yesterday that you just don’t want to do anything at all… You know?…
Masøn M.#thatmomentwhen the reason you can’t believe it’s Easter is because WE ARE ALREADY 1/3 OF THE WAY THROUGH 2017 WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK… sorry…
Masøn M.#thatmomentwhen you decide to try it… #bringbackfranklin… Actually, #pleasecometomyhousesoimnotalonefranklin
Masøn M.#thatmomentwhen you’re jealous because close relatives are nice… Usually…
Masøn M.#thatmomentwhen your situation doesn’t seem so bad anymore…
Masøn M.#thatmomentwhen you’re so thankful for Easter but you also realize that a bunch of people are coming over for Easter and there are gonna be 15 children and I’m gonna lose my mind…
Masøn M.That legit gave me the chills…
Masøn M.Kristen’s tactics are
smart. Adding eh to extend
the syllables, eh.
Masøn M.You guys are great at
Writing these weird poem things
I am struggling
Masøn M.Or at least it was
Until I moved to Texas
Does not matter, though
Masøn M.I will be going
To Disneyland quite soon too
It’s my second home
Masøn M.Breaking: I thought of Kristen when I saw this…
Masøn M.You know that song that goes
‘Ahhhhhhhhh
Ya ya yaaaah
Ya ya yaaahYaaah ya yah
Ohohohohoooo
Oh ya yaaah
Ya ya yaaah
Yaaah ya yah
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeh
Ye-ye-yeh
Ye-ye-yeh
Ohohohohoh
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeh
Ye-ye-yeh
Ye-ye-yeh
Ohohohohooooooooooo
Aaaaoooooh aaaooo
Hooo haha
Nah nah nah nah
Nuh nuh nuh
Nuh nuh nuh
Nuh nuh nuh
Nuh nuh nah!
Nah nah nah nah nun
Nun-ah nun
Nun-ah nuh
Nah nah nah nah nah!
Nah nah nah nah Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Dah dah daaaaaaaaaah…
Da-da-dah…
Daaah.
Da-dah…
Lololololoooooooooooooo!
Lah la-laaah
La la laaah
lol
haha
Ohohohoho
ho-ho-ho
ho-ho-ho
oh-ho-ho-ho-ho
Ohohohoho
ho-ho-ho
ho-ho-ho
Lololololooo…
AAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
eeeee-eeeee-EEEEEEEEE!
Luh-luh-lah…
Lah
Lah-lah
Ohohohohooooooooo!
BOPadududu-dah-da-du-daaaah!
Da-da-daaaah
Daaah
Da-daaah…
Lololololo
lololo
lololol
Lalalalah!
Trololololo
lalala
Oh-hahaha-ho
Haha-hehe-ho
Hohoho-he-ho
Hahahaha-ho
Lolololololo
Lolololololo
Lolololololo
Lololo-LOL!
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
La-la-laaaah!
La la laaaah!
Laaaah
La-lah…
Ohohohohoooooooooo!
La, la-laaah!
La-la-laaah
lol
haha…
Lololololo
Lololo
Lololo
Ohohohoho!
Lololololol
Lololo
Lololo
Ohohohohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!’
It’s this song…
Masøn M.BREAKING: NEWEST EPISODE OF “EW”
Masøn M.Haiku on google
I search for rather quickly
But where is Franklin?
Masøn M.[Puns as] harmless as the forest, but on fire within
If Ryan went to Pun-Off Day, he’d be sure to win
We’re a spineless, pale pathetic lot
And we haven’t got a clue.
FACES I, will make punmasters out of yooouuuu
Masøn M.#thatmomentwhen you wish Whoob Would Build The Robes had an episode every week…
Masøn M.#franklintheturtlewasmychildhood
