Jeff Ross

Jeff Ross

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  • in reply to: Poem #27198
    Jeff Ross
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    Josiah didn’t get my “break of dawn” pun? Son, rise to the occasion next time and respond with a pun of your own, please.

    in reply to: Nocturnal #27110
    Jeff Ross
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    My second-favorite nocturnal creature is the owl.

    in reply to: Will Kumquat show up if I post a video he might like? #27109
    Jeff Ross
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    It’s a classic, even if you’ve seen it before.

    in reply to: Nintendo #27108
    Jeff Ross
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    I’m looking forward to Masøn’s Switch review, whenever it happens.

    in reply to: AUX Cable: The Musical #27107
    Jeff Ross
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    Since Episode 036 talked about Taylor Swift’s latest song, here is the song re-written as a parody. The premise is a patron who forgot about the livestreams and has been waiting for this particular episode for so long, only to be disappointed:

    “Look What You Made Me Do”

    I don’t like your little games
    Don’t like your long delay
    The role you made me play
    Of the one who you told to wait
    I don’t like you took your time
    How you looked when you lied
    You said back in July
    It would come, yet you made me wait (oh!)

    But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time
    Ryan, I wrote many comments, I do it all the time
    I’ve got a list of names and yours is in red, underlined
    I check it once, then I check it twice, oh!

    Ooh, look what you made me do
    Look what you made me do
    Look what you just made me do
    Look what you just made me
    Ooh, look what you made me do
    Look what you made me do
    Look what you just made me do
    Look what you just made me do

    I don’t like your Patreon
    You said you’d put me on
    If I pledged twenty bucks per month
    But instead there’s no mention (what?)
    The world moves on, another day, another broadcast, broadcast
    But not for me, not for me, all I think about is podcasts
    And then the world moves on, but one thing’s for sure
    Maybe you got mine, but I should get yours

    But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time
    Matthew, I wrote many comments, I do it all the time
    I’ve got a list of names and yours is in red, underlined
    I check it once, then I check it twice, oh!

    Ooh, look what you made me do
    Look what you made me do
    Look what you just made me do
    Look what you just made me
    Ooh, look what you made me do
    Look what you made me do
    Look what you just made me do
    Look what you just made me do

    I don’t trust Ryan though Ryan trusts me
    I’ll be the Patron starring in your bad dreams
    I don’t trust Matthew though Matthew trusts me
    I’ll be the Patron starring in your bad dreams
    I don’t trust Ryan though Ryan trusts me
    I’ll be the Patron starring in your bad dreams
    I don’t trust Matthew though Matthew trusts me
    I’ll be the Patron starring in your bad dreams
    (Look what you made me do)
    (Look what you made me do)
    (Look what you just made me do)
    (Look what you made me do)
    “I’m sorry, the Aux Cable can’t come to the phone right now.”
    “Why?”
    “Oh, ’cause it’s dead!” (ohh!)

    Ooh, look what you made me do
    Look what you made me do
    Look what you just made me do
    Look what you just made me
    Ooh, look what you made me do
    Look what you made me do
    Look what you just made me do
    Look what you just made me do

    Ooh, look what you made me do
    Look what you made me do
    Look what you just made me do
    Look what you just made me
    Ooh, look what you made me do
    Look what you made me do
    Look what you just made me do
    Look what you just made me do

    in reply to: Prayer Requests #27106
    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    I found out that the President of the United States has a prayer request:

    in reply to: Nocturnal #27105
    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    (Looking at that link caused me to look up the word “crepuscular”, which is a word that exists because some animals aren’t truly nocturnal or diurnal, but instead function during dawn or dusk.)

    in reply to: What's Going On? #27103
    Jeff Ross
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    So will the episode 036 that was streamed for the patrons become episode 037 here on the website when it is finally edited & posted, or will it become something else?

    in reply to: Meme Submissions #27102
    Jeff Ross
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    So if it takes a couple of months for an episode to release, how long will it be until new memes are generated?

    in reply to: The Inner Circle #27101
    Jeff Ross
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    I’d keep my eye on Kelsey J. (youtube.com/kelseyj) to make the Inner Circle. She participated in Gret Glyer’s vlaugust challenge and Kevin is one of her subscribers. It may take a few months for her to determine the direction that her channel is going, but if she is able to post semi-regular content and continue to improve the production quality, she’s going to make the Inner Circle sooner rather than later.

    in reply to: Once Upon a Time, Part 1 #27100
    Jeff Ross
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    I’m not sure what “stuen” is either. Google says it’s a Norwegian word for “living room”, but I don’t think that’s what Peter was running from.

    in reply to: Poem #27099
    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    I return to this thread to find that Josiah broke the string of puns. I’m disappointed, but at least I know that it wasn’t a break of Dawn’s. 😀

    in reply to: Congratulations! #27098
    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    So you’re saying that anyone who reads this is a literal nobody? That’s not very nice. :'(

    in reply to: #hashtag #27097
    Jeff Ross
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    #TaylorAuxCable
    (This Episode 036 hashtag could have worked as the Episode 028 hashtag as well. xD)

    in reply to: Friday, September 1, 2017 #27096
    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    The anticipation I had for finding out the purpose of this thread’s creation was warranted. Glad to finally listen to Episode 036 of the Aux Cable!

    in reply to: Word Association #27095
    Jeff Ross
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    Day

    in reply to: Friday, September 1, 2017 #26895
    Jeff Ross
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    Anticipation:
    Today is the day we learn
    This thread’s importance

    in reply to: TOPHAT #26893
    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    Rebekah, feel free to read the top of page 10 in this thread so that you know what all of the other members’ positions/titles/ranks are, so that you can aid in suggesting/determining your official role once admitted into the association.

    in reply to: Will Kumquat show up if I post a video he might like? #26892
    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    Just seeing if this thread still works:

    in reply to: Friday, September 1, 2017 #26889
    Jeff Ross
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    Interestingly, it is already Friday, the first of September, 2017, in most of the German-speaking world. I wonder how long it will be until Matthew reveals his purpose for this thread.

    in reply to: Word Association #26888
    Jeff Ross
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    Bride

    in reply to: TOPHAT #26887
    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    I’m hoping that Brooke AC, Explosive Yeast, Angie, Dawn, and/or Manalive Smith (the other official members of TOPHAT who haven’t commented since my full application post) will weigh in on this subject. (In other words, just over 55% of TOPHAT membership has yet to make their opinions known.)

    in reply to: Riddles #26881
    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    The surgery did not take place instantaneously, hence the opportunity for the father to reunite with his son?

    in reply to: Friday, September 1, 2017 #26880
    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    Entschuldigung?

    in reply to: Poem #26877
    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    (Bear with me: There should have been an ellipses at the end of my last remark, not a period.)

    in reply to: Poem #26876
    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    Trying to think of a good way to fur-ther this string of puns.

    in reply to: Word Association #26860
    Jeff Ross
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    Disney

    in reply to: Word Association #26856
    Jeff Ross
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    Alive

    in reply to: Word Association #26853
    Jeff Ross
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    Spiders

    in reply to: Word Association #26851
    Jeff Ross
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    Rats

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