Congratulations!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You found me. Welcome. I am the Carrot Stalker. Literally nobody is reading this. Carry on.

[Jeff Ross]

So you’re saying that anyone who reads this is a literal nobody? That’s not very nice. :'(

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Haha, no.

[Masøn M.]

I am seriously disappointed that no one came to find you… They clearly wanted to know, but weren’t willing to work for it… In the last 10 minutes before the stream I literally specifically mentioned the Aux Cable and not-forum and ‘Matthew Bird’… Guess no one was listening…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Apparently not. They were being really lazy.

[Brooke AC]

Never gonna

[Tingle]

On get

[Jeff Ross]

I feel like this is a thread that should be re-purposed. Is there someone or something in particular that we ought to congratulate using this thread?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ah yes, the thread that I created for all the people that were being lazy and not trying to figure out Masøn’s cryptic hints in Jordan’s livestream chat.

[Masøn M.]

**not-so cryptic hints…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Haha true.

[Milk Monster]

milk

[Jeff Ross]

It’s spoiled.

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