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  • #26822
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Participant

    Matthew bird,
    you have my word.
    I know we met online,
    But you are hecka fine.
    You’re my maple leaf,
    You’re my heart thief.
    Your red hair
    Leaves me unaware
    Of where I am
    Its totes lit fam.

    You hail from way, way, way up North
    I really just have to come forth
    And say you mean the world to me
    For you, I’d climb the tallest tree
    Sweeter than some maple syrup
    Thoughts of you in my head stir up
    Smiles, and my heart’s aglow
    You simply make me overflow
    With something that I’ve never felt
    When I’m with you, I always melt

    You’d think I view you like a brother,
    But I don’t want any other.
    To say this to, so here’s what’s up
    I’m Never Gonna Give You Up

    #26824
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    That’s so absurdly corny it’s amazing.

    #26827
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Participant

    Thanks.

    #26828
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    You are most welcome.

    #26829
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Participant

    I had help. Matthew loved it.

    #26830
    AvatarJeff Ross
    Participant

    I was reading this and thinking that it would have made more sense to write Matthew Bird in as the love interest in “Once Upon a Time, Part 1” until I got to the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

    That’s when I fully understood this poem. Genius!

    #26831
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Dang it, Jeff.

    #26832
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    I helped!
    aND I’m hopefully catching up on at least the story thread tonight!

    #26833
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

    #26834
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Participant

    Brooke did most of it.

    #26835
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Excellent.

    #26836
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    Lines 11-24, actually

    #26837
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    But CARROOOOOOOOOOT
    It’s been forever since I’ve talked to you!

    #26839
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Did you make it 35.714285714% of the way through your portion and then go “wow, I’m up to 16 now?”

    #26840
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    I KNOW
    LIKE A SOLID 2 MINUTES

    #26841
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    Uhhhhh yeah, sure

    #26843
    AvatarJeff Ross
    Participant

    Pure brilliance, Brooke, to end it in such a way as to ensure that it wasn’t an awkward love poem.

    #26845
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    I should have picked up on the fact that it was Brooke by the Rickroll…

    #26862
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    Thank you, Jeff.

    You would not believe if told
    That you have just been rickrolled

    #26863
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Whoa, that sounds familiar.

    #26864
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    I wonder why

    #26865
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    I’d like to make myself believe
    It’s from something we made

    #26866
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Participant

    Yall.

    #26867
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    No clue.
    Ohhh. Maybe that’s it.
    What, you can’t deal with our completely un-sarcastic statements, Kristen?

    #26868
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Participant

    No. I can handle this

    #26869
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Excellent.

    #26870
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    But can you handle…
    THIS!?!?!?

    *gestures to grizzly bear riding a unicycle and wearing a unicorn horn made from a paper towel roll and glitter crudely taped to his helmet*

    #26871
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    POASKLFLASDNVL;KAGNWEOPIVJLKA;N;LGDJJ;21QPOWEIFHNDGLKJEWPaoglknaw;aljdkf

    #26872
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Participant

    No…I cannot handle that

    #26873
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Neither can the bear. There aren’t handlebars on unicycles.

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