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  • in reply to: Word Association (#3) #31622
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    Mousetrap

    in reply to: Once Upon a Time, Part 1 #31621
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    We conclude this fantastical tale with an important message:

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    How much does this cost? Peanuts compared to the physical and mental strain you would endure from trying to figure everything out yourself. The app is completely free to download, and each search costs less than your favorite 1 lb cup of Kopi Luwak coffee. Plus if you download the app today and enter the promo code ‘LETLANGOLIERSLANGUISH’, you can get 16% off your second search. This is a limited time offer, though, so you’ll have to act quickly. Isn’t it time for you to enjoy some relaxation station instead of dealing with frustration station? Submit your questions to the Clarification Station right now!””

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    “So what did you think of the story, Matthew Bird?”

    “Well, Ryan, it became way more complex than I anticipated at the beginning. I think I’m going to have to download the Clarification Station app to make sure I understand it all before the sequel releases!”

    Here concludes this fantastical tale.

    (That’s right, this whole story premise was started by Matthew Bird so he could rake in the dough as primary spokesperson for the Clarification Station app. There’s a plot twist you didn’t see coming. 😀 )

    in reply to: Word Association (#3) #31604
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    Pidgin

    in reply to: Word Association (#3) #31593
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    Tail

    in reply to: Completely Out of Context Song Lyrics #31592
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    (I just wanted to quickly interject and say that Bohemian Rhapsody is popular in part because of how unique and revolutionary it was for its time. You’re right, Josiah, to wonder why it would be popular today, as it would not be very well known if it had been released just this year. However, due to the greater contexts surrounding the song’s release, including the difficulty to produce music in the pre-digital era [it was well before the days of auto-tune], helped its popularity to blossom. It’s still beloved today partly because of the emotional response it elicited upon its release and partly because its uniqueness in some ways still holds up. Many view it as a piece of art rather than a piece of music. The song reached number 1 when released in 1976 and again when it was re-released in 1991 (a full 15 years later), not to mention to music video was praised excessively for being one of the first full-length music videos produced, about a half-decade before MTV became a TV station.

    I only heard the full r-e-c-o-r-d-i-n-g of the song this year, but I remember classmates of mine in gradeschool singing the song at the lunch table because it was a fun challenge for them to memorize the lyrics [it was before the days of high-speed internet, so Bohemian Rhapsody was the silly, fun song of choice for my classmates]. The song is over 40 years old, but it doesn’t sound that old, because it was so ahead of its time.

    Hopefully my brief attempt to explain some of the logic behind the song’s popularity is helpful. Music can become really messy when some people evaluate it based upon sheer substance and others appreciate it as artwork, including more that just face-value characteristics.)

    in reply to: Spooky Twitter Names #31512
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    Well, if you look at Halloween as dressing up instead of just spooky things, I think that Troy Woollybear could work. A “Wollybear” is a type of caterpillar. But it is tough to come up with anything scarier than “rise of the kumquat” when it comes to your name.

    in reply to: Word Association (#3) #31511
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    Aye

    in reply to: Word Association (#3) #31505
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    Everyone

    in reply to: Word Association (#2) #31428
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    Cars

    in reply to: Haikus #31420
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    (I counted “convenient” as four syllables instead of three; different dialects pronounce it differently.)

    in reply to: Word Association (#2) #31418
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    Guffaw

    in reply to: Haikus #31417
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    ‘Tis better to be
    Convenient in this case
    Than to not “haiku”

    in reply to: Word Association (#2) #31412
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    Dessert

    in reply to: Zombie Apocalypse #31411
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    I’m with this guy, and I really don’t think zombies are what we should be concerned about:

    in reply to: Zombie Apocalypse #31385
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    Franklin, I thought that was a Frankenstein line, not a zombie apocalypse line.

    in reply to: Word Association (#2) #31379
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    Out

    in reply to: #thatmomentwhen (#4) #31378
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    Personally, I can think of so many benefits to only showing up for the last song at a dance. #CountYourBlessings

    in reply to: Out of Curiosity #31245
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    “This was a very interesting thread. I will not let it die! Let’s bring back the discussions, people. Also, I’ve never been on a missions trip.”-Awkward Potato, May 19, 2017 at 1:54am Eastern Time, almost five months ago.

    Well, I suppose I could contribute to this conversation by saying that I’ve never been on a missions trip myself, but I have contributed financially to a few. I think it would be fun to go on a missions trip sometime, but so far, I’ve been able to do more to make a positive impact for God’s Kingdom here at my home church than I could on a short-term missions trip.

    in reply to: Lame New Movies #31243
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    If someone were to make a movie about Mephibosheth, would it be a lame new movie or a new lame movie?

    in reply to: Topics for Bekah's YouTube channel. HELP PLEASE!! #31240
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    Amen, sister!

    in reply to: Topics for Bekah's YouTube channel. HELP PLEASE!! #31238
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    I think that whatever you end up doing will turn out well, Rebekah, since your goal is not to make yourself famous; rather it is to do your best with what you have to glorify God and develop your skills & abilities for doing so. It reminds me of Ephesians 5:19-20 and Colossians 3:16-17, which are verses for us to follow even when we aren’t making YouTube videos. 😀

    in reply to: Topics for Bekah's YouTube channel. HELP PLEASE!! #31234
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    No, not in the least. Confidence on the part of a content creator is key for a YouTube video to be enjoyable to a viewer. This is especially beneficial for the style of music covers that you’ve been doing, Rebekah, since that confidence helps your voice to project to the microphone and your smile to beam across to the camera. Keep up the good work! 😀

    in reply to: Ugh no #31231
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    It is interesting to see how a stranger can post a single comment on the Not-Forum and stimulate a discussion that lasts for three days before everyone realizes that the stranger isn’t participating. I guess that’s the consequence of having a friendly and active forum. xD

    in reply to: The Mystery! The Intrigue! #31230
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    How mysterious…

    in reply to: Top Commenter Statistics #31229
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    Perhaps there’s a way to dump all of the data into a computer program that could generate the statistics for you. That might make it possible to catch up, if it’s something you really want to do. There’s probably a way to do it in Excel if nothing else.

    in reply to: Heyo I'm Super Chris #31228
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    in reply to: Heyo I'm Super Chris #31227
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    I feel a lot better now, partly because I now know which microphone it was.

    in reply to: Heyo I'm Super Chris #31226
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    Thank you for that clarification, Masøn!

    in reply to: Word Association (#2) #31225
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    Blau

    in reply to: Heyo I'm Super Chris #31220
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    Pardon me for my confusion:

    “Throwing shade” is a concept that I still do not fully grasp, being from a slightly older generation. I try not to be demeaning or derogatory; instead I try to edify and instruct to improve others. Sometimes people take that as “showing someone up”, but that’s not my intent. I am still unsure whether labeling things like “mic drops” and “sick burns” make a correction easier to receive or more distracting from the substance of the message, simply because I’m not from a culture that handles or discusses conflict that way.

    To be clear: my intent was not to make Josiah look bad, but to help him know that there’s more to helping people than pointing out mistakes. Timeliness, appropriateness, and importance all factor into the equation.

    If you’re saying that I sullied the good name of Josiah the Carrot Stick, please forgive me. If you’re saying that I said what needed to be said in an excellent and appropriate manner, then I accept the compliment. If the microphone wasn’t a Sennheiser, let me know what it actually was.

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