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  • #31360
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    You could well be right
    Perhaps we should consult Josh
    Hm hm hm hm hmm…

    #31361
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Josh has just confirmed
    That it is spelled “Deshmicious”
    You were correct, Jeff!

    #31364
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    Masøn M.
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    Hm hm hm hm hm
    Seems a little convenient
    Wouldn’t you agree?

    #31417
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    Jeff Ross
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    ‘Tis better to be
    Convenient in this case
    Than to not “haiku”

    #31420
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    Jeff Ross
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    (I counted “convenient” as four syllables instead of three; different dialects pronounce it differently.)

    #31422
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    I agree with that
    Hm hm hm hm hm hm hm
    Hm hm hm hm hm

    #32021
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    Jeff Ross
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    Is it possible
    To write a haiku pop song?
    Just a random thought.

    #32033
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    Awkward Potato

    That’d be intriguing.
    If you were to write one, Jeff
    I would be impressed

    #32035
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    Masøn M.
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    Considering Jeff’s
    Insane abilities, I
    Wouldn’t be surprised

    #32046
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    Dawn

    We will petition
    TOPHAT’S HOWDAREYOU to write
    A haiku Pop Song

    #32047
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    Jeff Ross
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    Since impressing y’all
    Is what I am all about
    Here goes my attempt:

    (The lyrics are based on this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNtJp_L5SCE)

    “Adler’s in the house!”
    My girlfriend broke up with me
    Such a sad story

    It’s so sad that I
    Had writers work overtime
    To write me this song

    Pop song factory
    Making money off my face
    Doomed humanity!

    Constant partying
    My life’s now in a pop song
    And I make it rhyme

    So relatable
    Is this song, you swoon; Itunes
    Is where to buy it

    Baby, Baby, Bae
    Bee I can’t live without you
    Just kidding: I can

    Anyone else would
    Probably do, but I need
    To appear desp’rate

    You are the culprit
    Of this auto-tuned diddy
    [Repeat chorus here:]

    Constant partying
    My life’s now in a pop song
    And I make it rhyme

    So relatable
    Is this song, you swoon; Itunes
    Is where to buy it

    [The chorus once more
    Followed by background music
    And Adler dancing]

    Time for some rapping!
    Want some rapping? Yeah, you do!
    Let’s ra-a-a-ap!

    This random rap break
    In the song, just like bubble
    Wrap I pop out songs

    Rhyming rules are lax
    Because creativity
    Is not our trube goal

    We just want money!
    More more money! More money!
    Money! More money!

    More Money! Money!
    More more money! More money!
    [Back to the chorus]

    Constant partying
    My life’s now in a pop song
    And I make it rhyme

    So relatable
    Is this song, you cry; Don’t stream
    It on Spotify

    Spotify, no, no
    No more spotify. [Close with
    Light show and mic drop.]

    (That concludes the song.)

    So what do you think?
    Perhaps I need a tune that’s
    Suited for Haiku.

    #32048
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    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    So the first chorus
    Was actu’lly repeated
    Sorry for mistake

    #32050
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    Awkward Potato

    That was beautiful…
    I am in awe at your skills
    At writing haiku

    #32051
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    Jeff Ross
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    I guess that is why
    Some people may call you “The
    Awe-kward Potato” 😀

    #32053
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    Awkward Potato

    Aw yeah! It’s a puuuun!
    Tonight my dad called me
    Awkward Banana

    #32054
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    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    Pardon my counting:
    “Tonight my dad called me” has
    Just six syllables.

    #32055
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    Masøn M.
    Participant

    ‘Twas a beautiful
    Haiku song. Quite impressive
    Oh great HOWDAREYOU.

    #32056
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    Masøn M.
    Participant

    The funny thing is
    I listened along to it
    On my Spotify

    #32058
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    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    All glory be to
    God, who gave me this gift of
    Counting syllables

    And praise God above
    Who brought me up with a large
    Vocabulary

    Glorify the Lord
    Who blessed my mind for linking
    The two together

    (Perhaps a pop song
    Is not what I should have made;
    Unless it’s CHRIIIIIISSSTTTIIIAAANNNN)

    #33316
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    Manalive Smith

    I am still alive.
    Just, right now I am silent.
    So much work to do.

    #33317
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    Manalive Smith

    Math test tomorrow.
    Barely keeping up with school.
    Someday, I’ll return.

    #33318
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    Manalive Smith

    I am listening.
    But for now I cannot post.
    Thanks for the hashtag.

    #33328
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    Awkward Potato

    Aww, math is no fun.
    Thank you for the update though.
    Good luck on your test!

    (Yes it’s 3 am
    I couldn’t get back to sleep
    My cat woke me up.)

    #33332
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    superchris01
    Participant

    Wait, what do you mean?
    Math is awesome, Math is great!
    Potato sleep well.

    #33335
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    Masøn M.
    Participant

    Mario Odyssey
    Is also great. Very worth
    Ev’ry cent so far.

    #33343
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    superchris01
    Participant

    Odyssey is great,
    Beat the story already,
    So much to do still.

    #33475
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Behold, I return
    I do not have Odyssey
    I’m sure you are shocked.

    #34105
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    Brooke AC

    Life is what God gave
    Each of us has our own, ah
    Give God His glory!

    #34598
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    Tingle

    I am sick of this
    Why did I do this, eh?
    Blurgh blurgh blurgh blurgh blurgh.

    #35203
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    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    Uh, oh, Josiah:
    Your haiku needs key context
    (Read Brooke’s before yours)

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